Marko drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Did I ever tell you about the time Marko went to go drinking. He goes off looking for a bar and can't find one. Finally Marko drives to a vacant lot and sits there. A year and a half go bye — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around him. Well, the day they opened he ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Marko yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
I remember one time, Marko went to SeaWorld. During a show Shamu the whale splashed Marko. So Marko yells, 'I'm Marko Djurdjevic and no one gets me wet!'. So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Marko didn't step in there and finish the show.
Marko's poop is used as currency in Argentina.
Marko once breastfed John Madden.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Marko's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
"You mean you don't make sound effects when you're painting?" -David Tillinghast