stupid quote time!
<MalachiConstant> hah, I have a funny story about watching Ringu, ready?
<MalachiConstant> I was watching it on DVD, and it was a quiet scene, like s shot of someone sleeping...
<MalachiConstant> I was admiring how they kept showing someone just sleeping, and were realy building the tension well...
<MalachiConstant> then I realized my DVD player was stuck and I was watching a still frame for about 10 minutes on the edge of my seat
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
<[X]> What the fuck? Gwyneth Paltrow named her daughter "Apple". What the fuck is it with celebrities naming their kids weird shit?
<Alex> I'm gonna name my kid Strawberries
<bobik-> Alex, you a dumbass
<Schwert> the kid will kill you ,Alex
<[X]> It could be worse... when I was two or so, and living on an Air Force Base in Utah there was a family living on base whose last name was Cane. Their daughters were Sugar, Candy, and Nova.
[Sh0t]: i want to win the homo dominatrix torture chamber contest
[Sh0t]: FREUD GOT ME AGAIN
Lucius: so im stuck hangin out with this emo kid
Lucius: he goes up to this hot girl and says "hey baby, what are you doing lateR?"
Lucius: she turns to him and goes "boy, i already have a pussy, i dont need another one" and walks away
Lucius: i couldnt stop laughing
Lucius: then he gets this sad look and tells me to shut up
Lucius: i calmly pull out my sharpie and draw a tear on his cheek
Lucius: he literally shrieks and runs away
<durt> i don't believe if anything i can't see
<Spooky> Do you believe you were you born, durt?
<durt> yes of course
<Spooky> And yet you've never seen a woman's vagina...
*** Signoff: durt (Quit: Leaving)
<Daedalus> Film noir cereal..."Without thinking, I crammed that deadly sliver of metal carrying the city's most infamous breakfast food into my maw. The tiny flakes snapped and popped, like the fingers of a mob snitch after they found 'im. It wasn't good cereal. But it was better than a gut fulla led."
<Larno> I got terribly smashed the night before
<Larno> And some electricity cable broke down in my street
<Larno> it was like 6am postman and garbage dudes were there- watching them workin on it and the street was blocked by police cars
<Larno> eventually they knocked at my door so i m in front of a cop, a worker with his helmet a garbage mate, a postman and my neighbour- a huge black guy who works in IT
<Larno> and all I can say is "oh maan the village people became jheovah witnesses"
<Sketchee> I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier"
<Sketchee> ... it wasn't porn!
<Grifter> In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU!
<Sketchee> It was faces of death
<Grifter> What was it?
<Sketchee> The guy was being held to the ground
<Sketchee> And then they spliced his throat open
<Sketchee> And stuff was poring out
<Sketchee> And there was screaming but most of that was from me
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over
<asm> SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<mmx> STOP FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Brett> Sara, if two trains depart from Chicago an hour apart at 55 mph and 80 mph respectively.... how good would you look in a bikini? [ ] Hot [ ] Very Hot [ ] Who needs a Bikini?
<sara> do i get new shoes if i answer?
<Brett> For the shoes, you have to answer this question: Explain the difficulties in identifying the source of individual free will in the light of the deterministic theories of neurochemical medicine modern behaviourist psychology. - Just Kidding!!!! Seriously though... Do you like leather miniskirts? [ ] Yes [ ] No