Many years ago I had a minor collection of MP3s. One of these was labeled as being Weird Al, a song called "Running with Scissors." The song was, to the best of my recollection, was about running with scissors all around the house. Or something like that.
Now, I have done research, I have nearly all Weird Al stuff on my comp just to make sure, but I cannot find this song.
I have come to believe it was one of many mis-labeled songs. Only problem is now I can't remember any lyrics to try and find the song again. What I can remember is part of the chorus, and even that is shady.
"Running with scissors, all around the house."
But it could also be
"Running with scissors, all around the place."
Tried both, but I don't remember. Neither show results in searches. Anyone else know? It's bad enough Corky and the Juicepigs isn't found anywhere either. But then this isn't a huge part of my music preferences. It's more nostalgia.