Happy Easter all, make sure to leave no chocolate egg unwrapped!!
Happy easter to you too
I am however waiting to get my eggs because the unsold remains will go down to like ½ price on Tuesday
Three stupid guys just died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first man, "What is Easter?"
The man replies, "Oh, that's easy, it's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and is thankful..."
"WRONG," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second man the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second man replies, "No, Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second man, shakes his head in disgust, looks at the third man and asks, "What is Easter?"
"I know what Easter is. Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and he was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified, he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large bolder.
Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out, and if he sees his shadow there will be 6 more weeks of winter."
He is risen.
"Three's so little room for error."--Elwell
I don't plan on it. First thing I did when I woke up was dive into the mini eggs. If I get a gut, then so be it.
So, it has come to this.