Why was one of Santa's little helpers depressed...
because he had no Elf-esteem!
This thread is not what I though it would be (thankfully).
Two countries separated by a common language indeed...
**Finished Work Thread **Process Thread **Edges Tutorial
Crash Course for Artists, Illustrators, and Cartoonists, NYC, the 2013 Edition!
"Work is more fun than fun."
"Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."
So how many white people does it take to fill out a W-4 if your charitable donation is no less then... oh wait, crackers what?
"brb, going for a fag." got me permabanned from a US based TFC server back in the day..
The Atlantic is pretty wide.
Edit: explanation for history, original thread title was "Cracker Jokes"..
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Where did Hitler hide his armies?........................................... ............................... in his sleevies!
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- Dan Dos Santos
- Dan Dos Santos
How do you make an ice tray laugh?
You crack it up.
How do you make a handkerchief dance?
You put a boogie in it.
A baby seal walks into a club...
What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?
"Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive
A Canadian, an Italian and a Redneck are on a plane to Italy. When they are almost there and can see the country by the window of the plane, the Canadian says " Great , we finally arrived in Italy! ", the Italian says " Great , we finally arrived in Italy! ", and the redneck says something else that makes him look like the retard of the 3.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
then what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
then what do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino?
ellifIno (hell if I know)
what do you call an elephant mixed with darth vator
what does a house wear?
Which side of the chicken has the most feathers?
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
then what do you call a black sheep with no legs?
a dark cloud
that's all I can remember for now, hanging out with kids is great
What do you call a cat with eight legs?
A pyramidhead walks into a bar. Chuck norris survived.
(23:41:52) (ArneLurk) I woner of there are people who have hairy penises
Why did the chicken cross the road? 'cause the Ghostbusters told 'im not to cross the streams!