I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want. I don't have money but what I do have is a set of very particular skills. Skills that I have acquired over a very long period of time. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you, and I will kick you in the sack.
"Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."