how does this one sound?
Kaoki enters #ja
<Kaoki> dudes, i dunno where my trousers are
<fungi> maybe you ate them
<fungi> horney bastard
<Kaoki> i'm not ho.........
<donk|War> check in your pocket dude
<Kaoki> but that wouldn't make me eat my trousers ffs
<Kaoki> oh yeah
<Kaoki> there tehy are
<Kaoki> thx donk
<donk|War> wait.... you have a pocket in your leg?
<fungi> IN TEH ASS IN TEH ASS
<donk|War> *wierd, blank look*
<Kaoki> ass, pocket
<Kaoki> same thing
<fungi> its where i keep my keys
<donk|War> so that way no one will try to steal your car?
<fungi> no my house keys
<fungi> i dont want people to steal my house
<donk|War> then why is your house in the middle of that field over there?
<donk|War> *points at that field accross the way*
* Kaoki browses sex toys
<fungi> thats no feild
<fungi> ITS A SPACE STATION
<donk|War> then illegal aliens are stealing your house
<donk|War> you musta left the door unlocked
* donk|War falls out of the window
<fungi> hah pwnd
* donk|War walks in the front door with glass in his face
<Kaoki> #ja don't have a door
* donk|War walks into the wall
<Kaoki> no fair