Howzabout this one...
player 1 (attacker):produces a dagger
A- your blades glint off oneanother as a fast and horrible duel of speed blurs the battlefield
B- you flip over your oponent jamming a dagger through their ruined defence.
player 2 (defender) :you produce a pet
A - your pet shreds your oponent limb from limb as you swig from your flask of mead.
B - your pet desolves you oponent into a puddle with a dagger sticking up.
I'm choosing player 1, B. Sketch up your character and I'll attack it...
Shall we set the deadline for Saturday or Sunday evening, whichever is good for you?