Indeed, I am throwing myself to the dogs so to speak, for I am not even a mediocre artist, nor am I aspiring to be a professional artist by any means. This is just a hobby, for me, or less. An occasional dalliance as the inspiration strikes me. I would, however, like to improve, so that the images in my head might pour forth onto the paper, much as these words so easily flow.
Now then, enough prose. Time for a bit of Johanssons World Famous Turd Polish(tm).
These are my only works of art. Ever. I dont want that to change your opinion of the works, just keep in mind that I have had no lessons in art whatsoever when you critique and tell me what I should improve on.
Thank you for your time, and try not to be too gentle.
Oh.. and until I get my quote working, I am doing it by hand.
Edit: Wow, Mr. 'Quick Draw' Greif.
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."