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    He's sorta filthy, but can we keep him? Elwell, pleeease? I'll clean the cage every 2 weeks promise!

     

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    no he'll breed and then we'll have all sorts of problems.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    He's sorta filthy, but can we keep him? Elwell, pleeease? I'll clean the cage every 2 weeks promise!
    Only once a fortnight? With all his sexual secrete it'd have to be at least twice as often as that.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    He's sorta filthy, but can we keep him? Elwell, pleeease? I'll clean the cage every 2 weeks promise!
    Every two weeks won't do - twice a day at least. Can you imagine the pile of sexual secretions you'll need to airlift out of that cage?

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    *is rofling*

     

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    That's the laugh I needed today.

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    It's not even the first of April, is it one of the MB guys playing tricks on us while Jason is in China?

     

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    Nice Kresh. What Model of camera did u use to take photo of self?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathelmm View Post
    Nice Kresh. What Model of camera did u use to take photo of self?
    Oh shit, it just got real son.

     

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    How much spam does it take until one is banned?

    ... about how much it takes to be annoying?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhineville View Post
    How much spam does it take until one is banned?

    ... about how much it takes to be annoying?
    I dunno. I've been reporting and doing that weird ass infraction thing XD

     

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    this is fun


    also, this guys want one of your sexual secrets


     

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    omg wtf is that ^^^^

    I'm scared :|

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    Quote Originally Posted by vigostar View Post
    so what exactly am I supposed to do after she gets hot..? I'm taking notes

    then you punch her in the baby-maker, works EVERY time.

     

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    Deathelmm, are from 4chan or something?
    Don't feed the troll.
    Ban plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by John View Post
    He's sorta filthy, but can we keep him? Elwell, pleeease? I'll clean the cage every 2 weeks promise!
    dont get to close to him, he may try to vore you.

     

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    Or worse he might try and PLEASURE YOU!

    DON'T CLICK THIS
     

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    im surprised this is still active.. mods?? theres a troll in my internets! - JAG

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    Soooo.. how is it possible that this dude was able to touch a woman in the first place?!??

    So Elwell when does the ticking stop? Come on you're killing us here! Just get it over with!

     

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    Troll...

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    Wait.. let me see if i got this right. The secret is to touch the woman on an erogenous zone?



    Whoa.. NOW i get it. Thanks for the help.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kresh View Post
    Dear god why!?!

     

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    I come visit CA after a vacation and this is what i find... for shame

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwell View Post
    tic tic tic ...
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    Oh man elwell, I was going to be the curmudgeon today. I went to ban this guy and you beat me to it.



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