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    Overheard in New York

    http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/

    Some funny real overheard conversations.

    Girl #1: I can't even talk to her anymore. All she does is sit in her room, smoke pot and sulk. It's pathetic.
    Girl #2: That's kind of what I do.
    Girl #1: Me, too. But it's okay, 'cause we're not fat like she is.
    Girl #2: Totally!
    Teen girl #1: I have to write an expository essay on something that has impacted my life.
    Teen girl #2: Has anyone in your family ever died?
    Teen girl #1: Yeah, but no one, like, close to me.
    Teen girl #2: Do you have any, like, retards in your family?
    Teen girl #1: No, but I did meet a retard one time... He was, like, really retarded, too. Maybe I'll write about that...
    Ghetto girl #1: I love guys that can saaang!
    Ghetto girl #2: Yeah, me too. They be marinatin' you. That shit's mad sexy.
    Ghetto girl #1: Marinate? The fuck?! You mean 'serenate.' You's a stupid-ass bitch!
    Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.


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    haha! My ego boost for the day, thank you.
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    20-something girl #1: Why do they call it 'Smart Water'?
    20-something girl #2: Because it has electrolytes.
    20-something girl #1: But does it make you smarter?
    20-something girl #2: No! Does drinking Dr. Pepper make you a doctor? I don't think so!
    oh shit, a new black hole to eat away my life has just opened up
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    yeah there goes the rest of my productivity for the day.. thanks - JAG
    it's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything..

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    haha yea i think hito posted that a while back.
    and thishttp://persistent.info/overplot/
    which is funner.

    my all time favorite is from the MOMA
    security guy: i made that
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    "Girl #1, in Spanish: Yesterday I saw the movie The History of Violence.
    Girl #2: Hey, is that the one about the penguins?"
    it's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything..

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    I was at a bachelor party in Vancouver BC a couple of weekends ago. We went to this club at about 1 in the morning. Over heard this at the front when we were getting patted down:

    Pretty girl to rejected looking guy: "I know we fucked, but it's not like we had sex."

    !

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    This site is excellent.

    20-ish girl: Oh my god, your backpack has your initials on it!
    20-ish dude: What? It's from high school...
    20-ish girl: Jesus. The only thing I have from high school is herpes.

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    this site is like those geico commercials, i have no idea why people think it's funny.

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    well i dunno about the gieco commercials, but this is just letting us in on dumb people having conversations and doing what they do best.. being dumb. - JAG
    it's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything..

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    Mom:Who do you think is going to be waiting for you in your bed when you get home?
    little boy: Daddy
    Mom:No, I mean...Who do you think is going to be waiting meowing when you see him?
    little boy: Daddy
    gieco commercials are not that funny.
    never updated sketchbook

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    Aw, c'mon! Cavemen are funny, in a Phil Hartman sort of way....

    This site has now officially put me next in line to be fired, as my productivity has fallen to next to nothing.

    Outstanding!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAG.
    well i dunno about the gieco commercials, but this is just letting us in on dumb people having conversations and doing what they do best.. being dumb. - JAG
    i'm not sure they're all supposed to be funny, its interesting

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