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    Chuck Norris Jokes

    Where did this stuff start? It's so random.

    Chuck Norris:

    http://www.duckshit.com/chuck-norris-jokes/
    http://www.chucknorrisjokes.net/

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    Last edited by FactorZero; April 11th, 2007 at 08:46 PM.


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    4chan maybe?


    They kinda got stale though, after hearing 120980983098234320802834 people say the exact same ones over and over.
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    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
    Bahahahaha!

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    Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

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    oh please. does the world really need another chuck norris thread?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slash
    oh please. does the world really need another chuck norris thread?
    Exactly.
    And may I add......OLD!!!

    (I've never done an "OLD" on anyone and this was the perfect chance...)
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    glah you stole it from me. i was going to say "old as the tubes them selfs"

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    ohh man these bring back memories.. - JAG
    it's only after you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything..

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    I just wanted to bring it back. haha

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