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    Ballad of A Man Named Jason Manley

    It was a warm summer night at Denny’s when a friend of mine from college was reflecting on some of the great influences we've had of the past year. The teachers and artist that have honestly molded us in a defined way and continue to shape our skills every day. Of coarse many teachers from Ringling came up and even our favorite illustrators and concept artists. Though one name that came true and firm for both my friend and was that of Jason Manley.

    It didn't take long for both of us to reflect on the great deeds Jason has done for both of us personally. A few days later when the topic was brought up again, few could argue that Jason Manley is one of our most under-rated favorites hands down.

    I could go on but i'll just leave you with the antidote of when Grizzly bears attacked our college's fraternity picnic, Manley took on 6 or 7 of the beasts with no more then a busted bottle of Rolling Rocking saving the lives of us all and working up an enough of an appetite to down 3 hot dogs and assist the boys in a keg stand.

    I'm sure he's way too modest to have told you but there were witnesses. We remember. Either way his artwork graces the face of my computer desktop quite often enough to make me remember why I slave so hard everyday in the art game.

    God bless you Jason.
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    Like an alligator, Jason Manley can digest an entire turtle shell.
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    Jason Manley is the godfather of my son. He shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Jason Manley pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" And my son is blind to this day!
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    Jason Manley once gave me a videotape of him having sex with my girlfriend, and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!
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    Jason Manley took a homeless guy off the street once and let him shower and shave. He gave him a new suit of clothes and fed him dinner. Well, Manley has him spend the night, and the next morning he hunts him for sport!
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    wtf?
    There was much rejoicing in the realm of the Harvest Gods when man created the beer, light could not penetrate.
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    A deed not forgotten

    Manley brings across quite a many memories upon mentioning of his name. A man that knows no fear and knows no boundaries.

    I myself, may not be here to this day if it wasnt for his courageous deeds and his oh so quick thinking.

    It was 2 years ago and I found myself surrounded by FIVE very frustrated, very starving to death fine artists on the edges of Ringling. It was obvious they saw me as a bleak but very satisfying meal. Their barkmulch and collyflower paintings just hadnt been making the bills it seemed and they had snapped into some kind of zombie rage.

    I found myself lying on the ground, in fear of what the people might do to me. The something happened that i would never have expected. A large flash of light that completely blinded my vision. When I could mane to see again there was no one there but a man and what seemed to be a very large cat!

    I didnt have time to thank him before they were gone. But I knew it was Jason Manley. It could have been no other

    He remains in my heart always. The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

    The Manley.
    I think its Scratched.
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    Jason Manley invented syphillis just to spite Napoleon.
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    When Jason Manley took a drive in the Nevada desert and ran out of gas, he pissed in the gas tank and then drove all the way to New York City.
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    Did I ever tell you about the time Manley was a contestant on the Wheel of Fortune? It was his turn so he spun the wheel. Of course, Manley being Manley, he spun it so hard that it came of its moorings, decapitated Pat Sajak and slammed through the wall into the set of the Price is Right. Manley walked through the hole in the wall and Bob Barker proceeded to lecture him on spaying and neutering his pets. Well, Manley had enough of that and picked up Bob Barker and compressed him between his palms until he was small enough to fit on the Plinko board. And I'll be damned if he didn't win $10000 and a new Cadillac!
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    Jason Manley once gave my son a pair of braces with nothing but a stapler and a bicycle spoke.
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    Every Ronnie James Dio song is about Manley, every single one of them!
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    Jason Manley once drank two gallons of nitroglicerene to impress a chimpanzee.


    c'mon people, show your love for the J-Man!
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