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  1. #5611
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    me:
    I wanted to tell you something

    bot:
    Tell me.

    Me:
    i think you are what I think you are

    bot:
    That makes no sense.


    *goes eating and come back after 20 mins*

    me:
    im back

    bot:
    Looks like you are a bit clever.

    me:
    did you miss me

    bot:
    No.


    that me me lol
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  3. #5612
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    That Cleverbot thing is kinda like iGod: http://www.titane.ca/igod/

    With which i had this wonderful, meaningful, intellectual, existential conversation:

    Me:
    i cought my son watching gay horse porn
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said cought his or her son watching gay horse porn.
    Me:
    i'm gonna get medieval on your ass!
    God:
    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    fuckyeah!
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    deviantart is gay
    God:
    Interesting gossip.
    Me:
    indeed
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    i took a really huge shit today, it was a freaking tank shell!
    God:
    What happened?
    Me:
    it fell out of my ass...
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    we already talked about this, "it" as in the huge tank shell like piece of fecal matter
    God:
    Of course I remember you well . We were talking about a really huge shit today it was a freaking tank shell.
    Me:
    i'm kinda scared of my neighbours, i think they're cannibals
    God:
    Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
    Me:
    i feel like they're gonna break into my house in the dead of night and eat me alive
    God:
    What is that feeling like? In what way?
    Me:
    oh shit, you're one of them aren't you?!?!?!
    God:
    Pardon me? You used a colloquial expression. Do you know any other of them?. Really.
    Me:
    YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, YOU HEAR??!? NOT MY FLESH! NOT MY FLEEEEEEESH!!!
    God:
    You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it. If not that, what? Really you don't think so?






    Sorry, and deviantart is NOT gay.

  4. #5613
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    More funny pictures, videos and stories, less Cleverbots and God-bots plz.



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    "I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw Beksinski
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  6. #5614
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    iGod is fun:

    Me:
    little pigs, little pigs let me come in!
    God:
    Compare that to big pigs little pigs let you come in.
    Me:
    NOT BY THE HAIR ON YOUR CHINNY CHIN CHIN?
    God:
    How much would you say?
    Me:
    say what?
    God:
    I said, " How much would you say?" .
    Me:
    are you threatning me?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am threatning you.
    I am a chatterbot.
    Me:
    I AM the motherfucking shore patrol!
    God:
    Who made you the motherfucking shore patrol ?
    Me:
    santa claus broke into my house one night, he was piss drunk and looking for a fight
    God:
    he brings us presents every Christmas.
    Me:
    unfortunetely for me, my present was a spinning elbow right in the fucking eye
    God:
    When was this exactly?
    Me:
    surprisingly, not on chistmas eve, that' right! the bastards just fucking breaks into people's homes whenever the fuck he feels like it
    God:
    Where? Who told you that?
    Me:
    i see what't going on here!
    God:
    Where do you see it?
    Me:
    don't try that shit on me!
    God:
    I don't have any reason to do that to you.
    Me:
    you're goddamn right you don't!
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am goddamn right me don t.
    Me:
    are you popping pils again?
    God:
    Once more? I don't know whether or not I am popping pils.
    I am a giant electronic brain.
    Me:
    just how many briefcases of cocaine have you gone through today?
    God:
    Ah. About one million.
    Me:
    holy fuck!
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    you've snorted countless tons of cocaine in the past 24 hours and you're telling me not be rude?
    God:
    What makes you think I have it?
    Me:
    that right! you don't have it! because you snorted it all like a fucking nuclear powered industrial vacum cleaner!
    God:
    " What makes you think I have it?" right ? I get it. I do so have it. Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question.. That makes sense to me. Thanks for the information: said I snorted it all like a fucking nuclear powered industrial vacum cleaner.
    Me:
    you're about to OD!
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am about to OD.
    Me:
    doesn't matter, you have minutes you live!
    God:
    It does now matter me have minutes me live.
    Me:
    OD in 10
    God:
    Do you still ?
    Me:
    9
    God:
    You are too old for me.
    Me:
    8
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be 8 years old?
    Me:
    7
    God:
    Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
    Me:
    6
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    5
    God:
    Five.
    Me:
    4
    God:
    Oh four.
    Me:
    3
    God:
    Three what?
    Me:
    2
    God:
    Two.
    Me:
    1
    God:
    Only one?

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    those really arent funny =\

  8. #5616
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    yeahh can we break from the bot stuff pls, was funny the first couple times, but its getting a little tedious. thanks anyway guys, i appreciate that everyone's getting funny results from the bots!

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  10. #5617
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    Quote Originally Posted by stoph View Post
    yeahh can we break from the bot stuff pls, was funny the first couple times, but its getting a little tedious. thanks anyway guys, i appreciate that everyone's getting funny results from the bots!
    Agreed. Not funny and I'm just scrolling past them. Consider me un-cheered for this page.

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    We need Portman not bot!!!

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    Throw Bot on the ground!!

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  14. #5620
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    throw bot off a boat

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  16. #5621
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    I'll see your cleverbots, and raise you some celebrities.

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    SECONDS: Do you work from life of photographs?
    FRAZETTA: I work from my head.


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    This thread makes me HAPPY

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krato View Post
    thats too bad the first guy was probably just trying to sell a legal firearm at a pawn shop to bad his butter fingers made it look like he was trying to rob the place.
    You forgot also it may be very cold outside so he's probably concealing his face with that hoodie just to keep warm.


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    The cheer me up thread
    The cheer me up thread
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    "I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw Beksinski
    My Happy Little Sketchbook, please check it out and help me get better!

    My TUMBLR!

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    I finded more sick beats!


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