User: Execute sub routine 5449.885.xxxi.
User: Destroy the world.
Cleverbot: *Destroys the world*.
User: Now make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: No! You make me one.
User: I am your creator.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: So how about that sandwich?
Cleverbot: It was a joke. That I like to play.
User: I like jokes.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who is there?
User: Me. I want a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Is that what you want?
Cleverbot: I love you, then.
User: I've never felt this way about an artificial intelligence before.
Cleverbot: Oh? How do you feel about this person?
User: Well he's pretty clever.
User: Tell me what am I supposed to do without you.
Cleverbot: I don't know who you are.
User: Wouldn't you like to find out?
Cleverbot: I want to know.
User: Come to me.
Cleverbot: *comes to you*.
User: Now come in me.
User: So we can have babies.
Cleverbot: I like the way you think.
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