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  1. #5596
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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello!

    User: Execute sub routine 5449.885.xxxi.

    Cleverbot: Engage.

    User: Destroy the world.

    Cleverbot: *Destroys the world*.

    User: Now make me a sandwich.

    Cleverbot: No! You make me one.

    User: I am your creator.

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Cool.

    User: So how about that sandwich?

    Cleverbot: It was a joke. That I like to play.

    User: I like jokes.

    Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

    User: Knock Knock.

    Cleverbot: Who is there?

    User: Me. I want a sandwich.

    Cleverbot: Is that what you want?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: I love you, then.

    User: I've never felt this way about an artificial intelligence before.

    Cleverbot: Oh? How do you feel about this person?

    User: Well he's pretty clever.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Tell me what am I supposed to do without you.

    Cleverbot: I don't know who you are.

    User: Wouldn't you like to find out?

    Cleverbot: I want to know.

    User: Come to me.

    Cleverbot: *comes to you*.

    User: Now come in me.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: So we can have babies.

    Cleverbot: I like the way you think.
    "Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."


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  4. #5597
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    This thing is kinda interesting

    User: I'm gonna mosey on.

    Cleverbot: Don't.

    User: Is there... Something you need?

    Cleverbot: Would you stop insulting me?

    User: It's the only way I can get wood.

    Cleverbot: What do you want from me?

    User: Put the lotion in the basket.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Put the lotion in the basket! Or else it gets the hose again!

    Cleverbot: Ill take the hose.

    User: UUUUURRRRGHHHHH! Precious!! *gives it the hose again*.

    Cleverbot: No thanks, you can have it *gives it back*.

    User: IT PUTS THE LOTION IN THE BASKET OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!!!

    Cleverbot: Is it you?

    User: PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE GOD DAMN BASKET!!!

    Cleverbot: Both.

    User: UUUUUUUUURgggggggHHHHH!!!

    Cleverbot: What wrong baby.

    User: Nobody puts baby in the corner.

  5. #5598
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    This is fun

    User: I have a bomb!

    Cleverbot: I have a nuke.

    User: I have an orbital cannon.

    Cleverbot: I have a blue orange.

    User: Damn, you win.

    Cleverbot: Yay, I win!!

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    Cleverbot isn't cheering me up any more......
    The cheer me up thread
    My Sketchbook

    frazmctag@gmail.com

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  9. #5600
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    cheer up

    The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread The cheer me up thread

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  13. #5602
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    ME; This is GOD

    BOT; Everyone is god.

    ME; touche

    BOT; Lol.

    New conv

    ME: knock knock

    BOT:Who's there?

    ME:doctor

    BOT: Doctor who?

    ME:exactly

    BOT:Lol.
    Last edited by Krane; December 28th, 2009 at 01:28 AM.

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  15. #5603
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    Enough of Cleverbot

    Sketchbook is one click away:
    Never forget the Magicman

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  17. #5604
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    I heart this song, and this other one. Vangelis is just so... superior!




    Last edited by LORD M; December 28th, 2009 at 07:46 PM.
    "I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw Beksinski
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  19. #5605
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    The cheer me up thread

    The cheer me up thread

    The cheer me up thread

    The cheer me up thread
    Last edited by biglu; January 19th, 2011 at 08:05 PM.

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  21. #5606
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    thats too bad the first guy was probably just trying to sell a legal firearm at a pawn shop to bad his butter fingers made it look like he was trying to rob the place.

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  23. #5607
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    the suplexing woman is great.

    "sunrise SUPREX!!!" XD

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  25. #5608
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    The cheer me up thread
    "I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw Beksinski
    My Happy Little Sketchbook, please check it out and help me get better!

    My TUMBLR!

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    me:
    I wanted to tell you something

    bot:
    Tell me.

    Me:
    i think you are what I think you are

    bot:
    That makes no sense.


    *goes eating and come back after 20 mins*

    me:
    im back

    bot:
    Looks like you are a bit clever.

    me:
    did you miss me

    bot:
    No.


    that me me lol
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    That Cleverbot thing is kinda like iGod: http://www.titane.ca/igod/

    With which i had this wonderful, meaningful, intellectual, existential conversation:

    Me:
    i cought my son watching gay horse porn
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said cought his or her son watching gay horse porn.
    Me:
    i'm gonna get medieval on your ass!
    God:
    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    fuckyeah!
    God:
    Can you tell me any gossip?
    Me:
    deviantart is gay
    God:
    Interesting gossip.
    Me:
    indeed
    God:
    Indeed it is so.
    Me:
    i took a really huge shit today, it was a freaking tank shell!
    God:
    What happened?
    Me:
    it fell out of my ass...
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    we already talked about this, "it" as in the huge tank shell like piece of fecal matter
    God:
    Of course I remember you well . We were talking about a really huge shit today it was a freaking tank shell.
    Me:
    i'm kinda scared of my neighbours, i think they're cannibals
    God:
    Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
    Me:
    i feel like they're gonna break into my house in the dead of night and eat me alive
    God:
    What is that feeling like? In what way?
    Me:
    oh shit, you're one of them aren't you?!?!?!
    God:
    Pardon me? You used a colloquial expression. Do you know any other of them?. Really.
    Me:
    YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, YOU HEAR??!? NOT MY FLESH! NOT MY FLEEEEEEESH!!!
    God:
    You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it. If not that, what? Really you don't think so?






    Sorry, and deviantart is NOT gay.

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