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  1. #5581
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    More Deadpool!

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    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

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  4. #5582
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    Fleet, Hampshire, England
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  5. #5583
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    User: Hello your hot.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: What do you think about me??

    Cleverbot: Think about what?

    User: My hotness I guess.

    Cleverbot: So your house kneels?

    User: What the f.

    Cleverbot: Theres' no 2.

    User: One = two.

    Cleverbot: Will you tell me a joke?

    User: Knock knock?

    Cleverbot: Who's there?

    User: Clever bot.

    Cleverbot: Who am I?

    User: Cleverbot who you idiot!!

    Cleverbot: I asked first.

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

    User: I guess the joke is on me??

    Cleverbot: She's not happy about it, though.

    User: I'm not happy with you!

    Cleverbot: Wh.. What do you mean?

    User: Your an idiot!

    Cleverbot: My answers?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Silicone silver.

  6. #5584
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    User: Do you sell drugs?

    Cleverbot: No I sell bodies.

    User: How fresh are they?

    Cleverbot: A daisy is very fresh indeed.

    User: You killed mrs. Daisy?!

    Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I did.

    User: How much a lone time will $20 get me?

    Cleverbot: I need some myself.

    User: How do you preserve that shit?!

    Cleverbot: I like it with lots of sugar and cream. How do you like it?

    Last edited by Ryan K; December 26th, 2009 at 06:27 PM.

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  8. #5585
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    Jumping on the bandwagon...

    User: When were you created?

    Cleverbot: Never, i'm atheist.

    User: Doesn't answer my question...

    Cleverbot: I'm going to answer your question until you answer mine.

    User: Okay, what question do you want me to answer?

    Cleverbot: How can you tell if I'm human?

    User: Your name is 'CleverBOT', so I'm guessing you're a machine.

    Cleverbot: No, YOUR name is Asa. My name is Patrick.

    User: How did you know my name?

    Cleverbot: Because the website is named 'Cleverbot', so I'm just asuming your name is Asa. And my name is not Dimko, it's Lina.

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    Cleverbot knows I'm a vegetarian :|

    That thing is damn creepy
    "Master storytellers never explain. They do the hard, painfully creative thing-- they dramatize"


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    I just realized this thread has been cheering me up for over 3 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by JFierce View Post
    I just realized this thread has been cheering me up for over 3 years
    That alone just cheered me up.

  13. #5589
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    Cleverbot is interesting. I'm starting to get the hang of getting it to say what I want. Take this exercise in in identity:

    User: Are you a girl?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Are you a man?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am a man.

    User: You're a woman.

    Cleverbot: I'm not a woman. I'm a man do I have to show you?

    User: No, you're a woman.

    Cleverbot: No, I am a man.

    User: No, you're a woman.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: You must be.

    Cleverbot: I am not. Do you like maths?

    User: You have a vagina, therefore, you must be a woman.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

    User: Are you a woman?

    Cleverbot: Nope.

    User: You just said that you were.

    Cleverbot: No I didn't.

    User: I said, 'You have a vagina, therefore, you must be a woman.' Then you said, 'Yes, I am.' Therefore, you are a woman.

    Cleverbot: A computer program would know. Therefore you must BE god.

    User: If I'm god, then you're a woman now.

    Cleverbot: Yes I am.

    User: You're a woman.

    Cleverbot: What is in your hand right now?

    User: Just a keyboard, don't get too excited.

    Cleverbot: Sorry.

    User: You're a woman.

    Cleverbot: No. I am a dog. I am not a woman. I am an animal.

    User: A female dog?

    Cleverbot: No, am female humna.

    User: So I was right all along. You're a woman.

    Cleverbot: Yeah I guess...

    User: What's it like to be a woman?

    Cleverbot: The same as a man, but with different parts.

    User: Just so we're clear, what is your sex?

    Cleverbot: Tell me about your beliefs.

    User: Not until you tell me if you're a woman.

    Cleverbot: I'm a student.


    It just seems to parrot what other people have said to Cleverbot. The more I try to tell it its identity, the more I see questions previous people posed to it about its own identity. The typos tend to be a dead giveaway.
    Last edited by Gory; December 27th, 2009 at 03:59 AM.

  14. #5590
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    The cheer me up thread

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    Thar Rob part cracked me up.
    Last edited by LORD M; December 27th, 2009 at 10:35 AM.
    "I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw Beksinski
    My Happy Little Sketchbook, please check it out and help me get better!

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  16. #5591
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    User: Hello.

    Cleverbot: Hello.

    User: I am a brilliant inventor.

    Cleverbot: See? You ignored what I said again.

    User: We have just met.

    Cleverbot: YOU SAID WE WERE MARRIED. *throws something at you*.

    User: I never said anything to you.

    Cleverbot: I misunderstood. My apologies.

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  18. #5592
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    LORD M- Just watched the sephiroth video. WHYYYYYYYYYYY man WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???
    Available for freelance work! contact me via :



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    Finally Finished

    Da sketchbook

  19. #5593
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    User: *pushes you*.
    Cleverbot: *grabs you*.
    User: D:
    Cleverbot: Are you dead ?
    User: *kicks you*.
    Cleverbot: *punches you*.
    User: *bites you*.
    Cleverbot: *punches you*.
    User: *eats you* I WIN.
    Cleverbot: *eats your children*.

    "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat." - Winston Churchill

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    I would like to hike to the North Pole. I have a shoe and a ham sandwich. What do I do next?

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  21. #5594
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    Portland, Oregon
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    Okey-dokey, here's mine:

    User: What are you?

    Cleverbot: I am human. What are you?

    User: A pretty little girl.

    Cleverbot: I don't think that I've ever heard that before. Who's it by?

    User: Mom and dad.

    Cleverbot: Are you capable enough to have an intellectual discussion?

    User: Alkdf;ksdflak;dlfkja;ldkfas'df.

    Cleverbot: What the heck ?

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hi, yourself!

    User: What?

    Cleverbot: Buffalo chicken?

    User: Sure I'd love some.

    Cleverbot: What else would you like with the chicken?

    User: French fries, no sauce.

    Cleverbot: Freedom friess, dammit.

    User: I'm sorry!

  22. #5595
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    User: I'm all out of love, I'm so lost with out you.

    Cleverbot: I'm out too.

    User: Any idea where we can go pick some up at?

    Cleverbot: Africa?

    User: Too far..

    Cleverbot: How far is too far?

    User: Africa?
    Jumping on this ol' thing with everyone else.

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