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    Alright, just having fun with this translator, although honestly, if you want bad translating, just talk to any of my morning students.

    "I'm an alcoholic"
    10x's "I'm addicted to alcohol."
    25x's "I'm dependent on alcohol."

    Not so bad.

    "I want your bod."
    10x's "love your body."
    25x's - the same.

    "Gimme all your money."
    10x's - Give me all your money
    25x's - the same.

    This thing's actually not bad at all...

    "It's a hard knock life for us"
    10x's - "It has an impact on our lives"
    25x's - "It affects our lives"

    "Is the the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."
    10x's - "This is the real world? This is a fantasy? He experienced the reality of closed excavation."
    25x's - "This is the real world? This is fantasy? Experience in real closed channels."

    "smooth operator"
    10x's - "Coxcomb"
    25x's - "Jester"

    "I'm a decider"
    10x's - "A spokesman for the morning"
    25x's = "Morning speakers"----------------------Bad Translator still speaks better English than our former president.

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    Haha I love Bad Translator.
    Original sentence (i'm tired so this sentence is already so weird it means nothing):

    "if the point of a translation was to improve the message of a statement, then nobody would translate illegally"

    ......

    54 translations later:

    "Improving the transport of illegal workers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Moai View Post
    Check out Bad Translator. It's like a translation program, but its whole point is to translate your original text back and forth as many times as possible until it's been garbled beyond recognition. It's really fun
    I did that once talking about star trek, and it turned "Ensign Crusher" into "Ensign cutting-up machine"

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    That bad translator is awesome haha.
    Check this out:
    Original - I'll have a nice cup of tea now
    10x - The machine now
    25x - Sad machine
    Max- However, plants

    LOL

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    "Do religions breed psychopaths?"
    10x "Race, religion, nuts?"
    Max "Color, religion, crazy!" (note how the question mark turned into an exclamation mark)

    "Is a propensity for authority psychopathic?"
    10x "Government pathological preference?"
    25x "Disease is a priority for the government?"

    Quote Originally Posted by Shakespeare
    I think he'll be to Rome
    As is the osprey to the fish, who takes it
    By sovereignty of nature.
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    This translator is pretty interesting

    "It puts the lotion in the basket or else it gets the hose again"
    10x "This makes the lotion in the basket, or re-Hose"
    25x "Milk or a basket of tube"
    Max "Glass of milk or a bag."

    reminds me of



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    I just learned they were directed by Tim and Eric. Now it makes perfect sense.

    Anyway,



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    Someone sent me this, I send it to all of you.



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    It's kind of rough, but I got a laugh.

    "How are you doing?" translates to "Kifhalk"

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    Some local cats, last summer. Cheers me up every time I see it. (I had a better one where they're hugging more but can't find)

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    sorry! double posted

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    Bad translator (sorry if there are too many of these now!)

    original: "Big Kahuna Burger!"
    x10: "Ahmed Mohamed Saleh is a great citizen!"
    xMax: "Mohamedoahamedosareha good citizen? "

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    More on the Bad Translator.
    "We took a skinny dip in the moonlight."
    "You will lose weight on the moon."
    "Necklace ball."
    "Old Cellulose."

    "Wild geese were running around on the lawn."
    "Goose walking corpse of the primary."
    "Enter the first Zombie."
    "Add the first Zombie."

    "He rode on a horse through a barn even though he had hay-fever."
    "The Firefox"

    "I have terrible shit."
    "Hello, very nice"

    "He took an incapacitating blow to the groin."
    "Onbekwaammakende leg groin."
    "Cleaning the loss of bone mass."
    "Weight Restrictions"

    "Max had a severely contagious case of the cooties."
    "Welcome to the plague."

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    Mind you, if Spock blew smoke in my face I'd follow him too.

    Poor bugger left high and dry:

    "help i'm dying"

    x10: Can not wait for help"

    ----
    "fuck"

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "If the dog droppings"

    ----


    omg it actually corrected me:

    "my tummy hurts"

    ...10 translations later we get:

    "Abdominal pain"

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    that goddamn bad translator is addictive haha

    this just came out... my stomach still hurts XD

    "would you kick that nerd out of here?"

    ...54 translations later we get:

    "But I have to stay!"

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    Last edited by Pigeonkill; April 15th, 2010 at 01:47 AM.
    Make a sketchbook happy, feed it a tip to improve!

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    I think the cheesy smiling was horrible in that vid. Like really horrible, but towards the end of the video was very clever. Nice clip.

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    I won't look at a masterpiece the same, ever again.



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    That cat in the fan video is more cruel than anything.

    "I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ArtZealot View Post
    That cat in the fan video is more cruel than anything.
    Also, very fake.

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