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April 13th, 2010 #6421
Alright, just having fun with this translator, although honestly, if you want bad translating, just talk to any of my morning students.
"I'm an alcoholic"
10x's "I'm addicted to alcohol."
25x's "I'm dependent on alcohol."
Not so bad.
"I want your bod."
10x's "love your body."
25x's - the same.
"Gimme all your money."
10x's - Give me all your money
25x's - the same.
This thing's actually not bad at all...
"It's a hard knock life for us"
10x's - "It has an impact on our lives"
25x's - "It affects our lives"
"Is the the real world? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality."
10x's - "This is the real world? This is a fantasy? He experienced the reality of closed excavation."
25x's - "This is the real world? This is fantasy? Experience in real closed channels."
10x's - "Coxcomb"
25x's - "Jester"
"I'm a decider"
10x's - "A spokesman for the morning"
25x's = "Morning speakers"----------------------Bad Translator still speaks better English than our former president.
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April 13th, 2010 #6422
Haha I love Bad Translator.
Original sentence (i'm tired so this sentence is already so weird it means nothing):
"if the point of a translation was to improve the message of a statement, then nobody would translate illegally"
54 translations later:
"Improving the transport of illegal workers."
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"Do religions breed psychopaths?"
10x "Race, religion, nuts?"
Max "Color, religion, crazy!" (note how the question mark turned into an exclamation mark)
"Is a propensity for authority psychopathic?"
10x "Government pathological preference?"
25x "Disease is a priority for the government?"
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"I wish to paint in such a manner as if I were photographing dreams" - Zdzislaw BeksinskiMy Happy Little Sketchbook, please check it out and help me get better!
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April 14th, 2010 #6432
It's kind of rough, but I got a laugh.
"How are you doing?" translates to "Kifhalk"
April 14th, 2010 #6433
Some local cats, last summer. Cheers me up every time I see it. (I had a better one where they're hugging more but can't find)
April 14th, 2010 #6434
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April 14th, 2010 #6436
More on the Bad Translator.
"We took a skinny dip in the moonlight."
"You will lose weight on the moon."
"Wild geese were running around on the lawn."
"Goose walking corpse of the primary."
"Enter the first Zombie."
"Add the first Zombie."
"He rode on a horse through a barn even though he had hay-fever."
"I have terrible shit."
"Hello, very nice"
"He took an incapacitating blow to the groin."
"Onbekwaammakende leg groin."
"Cleaning the loss of bone mass."
"Max had a severely contagious case of the cooties."
"Welcome to the plague."
April 14th, 2010 #6437
Mind you, if Spock blew smoke in my face I'd follow him too.
Poor bugger left high and dry:
"help i'm dying"
x10: Can not wait for help"
...10 translations later we get:
"If the dog droppings"
omg it actually corrected me:
"my tummy hurts"
...10 translations later we get:
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April 15th, 2010 #6439
Last edited by Pigeonkill; April 15th, 2010 at 02:47 AM.Make a sketchbook happy, feed it a tip to improve!
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April 15th, 2010 #6443
That cat in the fan video is more cruel than anything.
"I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain."
--- Frank Herbert, Dune - Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear
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April 15th, 2010 #6444
Writing is good, thinking is better. Cleverness is good, patience is better.
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Sketchbook of the Me type person
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April 15th, 2010 #6450
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