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    A Massive Cock on My Breasts

    Hey hey,

    I just came home and picked up my circulaire mail in a bag (in words other than French... it's fliers) and was about to chuck it in the recycling when I told my bf to sift through to see if there is anything he wanted inside (you know stuff like ads for high tech gadgets). Unbeknownst to me and concealed in it was a UPS package with a black t-shirt ....girlie size. Can you believe it! I almost threw it out! Who the hell stuffs that into your circulaires????

    So .... I put it on right away ofcourse

    A Massive Cock on My Breasts

    A Massive Cock on My Breasts

    After that I thought whose hands touched this holy shirt now blessed by my boobies! Yes yes ... I am an attention ... what do you want... this forum is full of hot males.

    Oh yeah... anyone else got their shirt pics :p
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    Hehehe, lovely title, almost took you for a spam bot .

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    heheheh I hope your BF isnt part of this forum cause you are about to receive an avalanche of comments =P

    moi aussi je regarde juste le publi-sac pour les trucs electroniques.. hehehe

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    Nothing more inspiring than seeing that cock on your breasts. or anyone's breasts
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    looks like you're real happy with a massive black cock on your chest

    looks good, suits you well

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    clever title Nice shirt also, I should get one of those someday too.

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    Heh. I like the shirt. The only thing I would complain about is that it doesn't have the "Massive Black" letters on it. What a drag. I would have loved to have that under the ... cock. I think the next edition should definitely have it on there. Now I have to explain the joke to everyone...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LaPalida
    Heh. I like the shirt. The only thing I would complain about is that it doesn't have the "Massive Black" letters on it. What a drag. I would have loved to have that under the ... cock. I think the next edition should definitely have it on there. Now I have to explain the joke to everyone...
    Quoted for agreement That would definitely imrpove the shirt ( not that it isn't great already obviously )

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    I like it without the text. It's more ambiguous, and lends itself to recognition only in the company of those who could identify the cock.

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    Damn I need a massive black cock on my chest as well (I can't believe I just said that )

    Looks good on you

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    Just got my cock in the mail today too and i'm very happy with it. I'll try to get my picture taken with it one of these days. But i'm not a hot girl, or even a girl so keep your pants on.
    Don't agree with the lack of text btw.

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    this giant black cock fits you and your breasts quite well i got to say


    Quote Originally Posted by walnut - about massive black cocks
    Just got my cock in the mail today too and i'm very happy with it. I'll try to get my picture taken with it one of these days
    lol, dude

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    ca t as couter combien le faire shipper a montreal ?
    I believe it was $33.12 Canadian. It was super fast too ... I ordered on Friday and I got it on Tuesday (that's ofcourse because of the long weekend). In other news - I am proudly wearing it around town today .

    Oh yes, thank you for all the compliments
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    LOL!! nice title, I dared myself to look, I was sorta afraid to see what was inside, and then I got pleasantly surprised, and Laughed. Your a cutie. In the first pic, you look very much like Drew Barrymore. Oh and nice shirt,
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    I'm probably gonna fall over if I see someone strolling down st-denis (or ste-cat!!) with that too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interceptor
    Nothing more inspiring than seeing that cock on your breasts. or anyone's breasts

    Even mine? Aw, Loren... you love me like no other man!

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    LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    ur a fool for that HAHA

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    Phew I though it might have been more spam that we have been having latley.

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    Funny thing is that i didnt even think about porn when i read the title.. This was exactly what i was thinking of..

    Haha, i guess thats what happens when you love teh cock so much..

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    Dang...you had me fooled there, I could have sworn (along with the other guys) this thread was about a big...erm...never mind, everyone else knows anyway....

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    yeh i didnt think of porn either. I remember when i didnt even realize the massive black rooster was actually a rooster; i thought it was some sort of shadow of a guy in a trench coat...

    on a side note: i love those fans in the background. i want a massive black cock fan god god damnit damnit.

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    So would that mean we're all a bunch of perverts cause we open threads that have 'massive cock' and 'breasts' in it's title?
    (I actually was expecting something like this though....no I'm serious!...don't judge me!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slash
    Funny thing is that i didnt even think about porn when i read the title.. This was exactly what i was thinking of..

    Haha, i guess thats what happens when you love teh cock so much..
    yah the words "massive" and "cock" together kinda always make me think about the workshops and stuff. thank god i don't browse porn sites or i'd be in trouble.
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    It's actually kind of amazing how some people are celebrities in certain groups and not in others.. Some people would'nt care at all about the massive black cock... others go crazy for it. I noticed at the workshops, alot of people (myself included) were a little reluctant to aaproach some of the pros right away... but then other people might have no idea who they are.
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    on your first workshop it's always hard to approach people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carnifex
    on your first workshop it's always hard to approach people
    I don't think it will be next time... I found I was able to talk to anyone by the end of it. Although there's some people I just never found the time to chat with and REALLY regretted it... There was only one person I still am too nervous to talk to..
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    lololol


    wishing I also had a Massive Black Cock to wa(l/n)k around with.
    funky t-shirt. low on cash now but maybe I can squeeze some out for one of those.

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    heh, awsome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Interceptor
    It's actually kind of amazing how some people are celebrities in certain groups and not in others.. Some people would'nt care at all about the massive black cock... others go crazy for it. I noticed at the workshops, alot of people (myself included) were a little reluctant to aaproach some of the pros right away... but then other people might have no idea who they are.
    I ran into some of my ex-coworkers at the workshop and they didn't know what CA was. Useless to say they didn't know any of the instructors.

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    What a splendid title for a thread.

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