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    Thumbs down Do you like energy drinks...?

    This might come as a shock to you

    Drinking Energy Drinks will produce this ....


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    I stood and just stared at it. It was this long strand of tissue and blood and the blood was spreading into the water. I was mortified. The first thing I thought (besides "ALIEN!!!") was "TUMOR!!!". Visions of prostate cancer roared through my head. Then without thought, or rather with sub-conscious thought, I grabbed my sack. I felt my balls. Left one, normal size and still ball-shaped. Right one, ditto. OK, I guess.

    I looked back in the bowl and decided since I work at a hospital, I'll pick up my new little friend and go show him off to a nurse. I ran back to my cubicle, grabbed a plastic bag, ran back to the shitter, took a deep breath and plunged my hand into the now soupy bowl. The "strand" was still floating there. I hooked it with my finger and took it to the sink. I carefully rinsed the piss from it and put it into the bag. To the nurse I went.
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    The next day, the nurse called me and explained that what I had given birth too was an accumulation of "product" that had been slowly lining my bladder.



    They put me on a strict water intake program over the weekend which basically flushed me out. Ohhhh the items that I have pissed out over the past couple of days. Peeeee.....chunk.....peeee....chunk....peee...chun k....But now I'm fine.

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    Holy crap (no pun intended)!

    My wife drinks those Rockstar energy drinks like she breaths air

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    ewwww

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    I have never had a single energy drink in my life. A friend opened up a can of Red Bull and I took a whiff of it... that stuff smells like liquid gummy bears.

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    Probably caught something at the 'hospital' he works at. I have a friend who drinks at least two redbulls a day, and doesn't get penis poo.

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    Right I'm drinking 2 glasses of water and chucking the rest of my 7up in the trash...

    Ok not the trash, but I am gonna drink lot of water, I don't want penis poop : [

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    I usually stay away from those scary chemical drinks, but i dont hestiate to pop a starbucks double shot or two when i need an extra boost. scary stuff man.

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    LMFAO!!!! I'm so sorry, but 'Penis poo' has just made my day!!!!!!!!

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    Does anyone know how small the uretha is? If that was coming out of it, the person would most probably be in the hospital right now (and not just at the hospital chatting up a nurse.) That's just one more dumb urban legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qitsune
    Does anyone know how small the uretha is? If that was coming out of it, the person would most probably be in the hospital right now (and not just at the hospital chatting up a nurse.) That's just one more dumb urban legend.
    I think you are mixing up the story, "that" didn´t came up from his urethra, it was the doctor´s advice to start a liquid diet to gradually remove all traces of "thing" he had...

    There are worst things than this, for the first one, an intestinal worm beats the crap out of the pennis poo....as for getting rid of "it" with a liquid diet....believe me, there are far more worst things to pass down an urethra...nothing a guy would like to even mention, just to keep the idea of it out of his head.

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    I tend to agree with qitsune here. This is awfully fishy. Anything larger than a few millimeters or so is not coming through your urethra without causing serious damage and an awful lot of pain.

    And tie's link is, if you'll excuse the obvious pun, a huge load of shit.



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    That would go the the creature references thread
    Interesting textures...


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    that link is FUCKING DISGUSTING

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    You want to know what's more disgusting? Here in Maine, Moxie actually makes an energy drink. As if their "soda" isn't bad enough.

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    I like Moxie.


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    Coffee. Coffee and Gin

    works for me. Im an old fashioned girl


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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosrocks
    Coffee. Coffee and Gin

    works for me. Im an old fashioned girl


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    Nah, an Old Fashioned is whiskey, sugar, bitters, and a twist. I don't know what the hell gin and coffee would be... English Coffee?


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    Actually, I remember "bigpeeler" (the author) from another forum. I think he's in his 40s or so, and isn't a liar as far as I know. He's down to earth and a talented PSer. Sounds like more typical health problems of mid life. You should all see the weird stuff that comes outta me. I'm a sickly icky freak in the health area of life.


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    Now why in god's name do they have to spread it around the toilet seat ??

    And for all you men here, If you ever have kidney stones,(if they are not too big) you will have to go thru a process that will generate excruciating pain in which you will pee them out.

    I m not talking pebble size but I m sure an organic thing can be squeezed out from there.

    Didnt you hear about people putting things like tooth brush in there or the infamous gerbils ??

    I work in an hospital so I hear and see a lot of things that are fucked... and pooing something from the penis is utterly discusting but I m sure isnt that impossible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwell
    Nah, an Old Fashioned is whiskey, sugar, bitters, and a twist. I don't know what the hell gin and coffee would be... English Coffee?

    I'll take one, hold the sugar, bitters and the twist.




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    ok, fuk, that link is soo damn disgusting. Man, that freaks me out! This is cause by energy drinks, cause if it is, im totally stoppin drinkin those! ahhh! Even know i don't drink em that often...

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    If you ever read the ingredients in and energy drink you'll notice there's nothing really special in most of them, aside from a awful lot of sugar and caffeine. Redbull and Carabao (in the little brown bottles) have taurine but it's not proven to have any effect one way or the other.

    Shamagim: he said the thing was lining his bladder and it came out when he peed, which means it went thru his uretha, no choice, there's one one way out of the bladder. Like Simon Rain mentioned, sometimes people pass their kidney stones thru the uretha, which causes EXCRUCIATING pain. He would have know something was wrong before it hits the toilet.

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    Just my luck, I drank 9 cans of Vault Zero today

    Thanks for the warning man, I'm quittin the stuff!

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    shit that was fuckin disgusting
    ugh

    i only drink one or two to keep me awake when i go out on friday/saturday night...anyway, its really hard for me to believe energy drinks can have these effects...

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    Nothing to believe, It's going to happen to you.
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    goddamn it, I was trying to eat breakfast.

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shit, yeah, i was damn eating...and that made me ill...



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Lol, beside my computer right now it stands 3 energy drinks "Full Size" and "Red Bull" thats what they are called in sweden at least..



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