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    Hehe, I just got that URL. It would be interesting to see a chart of how fast a popular url spreads. Must be very exponential until a certain saturation is reached.

    Jamen jag tror att han skäms, och har gömt sig. Vårt universum det är en av dom otaliga spermasatser som Herren i sin självhärliga ensamhet har runkat fram för å besudla intet.
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    It amazes me that people can actually be this stupid.

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOLD I SAY GOLD!!!

    The big ass one where he rants about legal threats is by far my fave. Awesome.

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    lol...i needed that.

    I wonder if flyingspegettimonster.org is taken?

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    This one is by far my favorite... Yes. I know it's a joke.

    You are the biggest hypocrite

    You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever been exposed to; throughout your page you repeatedly assert that evolution is the only "scientific" explanation of the origin of species, yet right on your front page you say that such absurd theories as the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" should also be incorporated into public high school science curriculum. So let me explain this to you nice and slow; the Bible is the answer, it is what is to be differed to at all times; the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. Now, as far as science goes, who the hell do you think your are to call Intelligent Design "illegitimate science," technically, evolution is the only scientific theory yes; and technically, midgets are people... So we aren't to concerned with technicalities are we? Plus, part of education is being exposed to every side of the story, because if we cannot give six billion accounts of each event, then not everyone is being fairly represented and we are reduced to defining science as some kind of "standard" outside of human gut-instinct. And besides, as an acquaintance once said (really) "what good has evolution done the world anyway?"

    So there we have it, as I noticed some of you other readers correctly pointed out, if you question things your are a tool of Satan. You don't need to question, God does all the thinking for us; he actually has a degree in Philosophy. Abortion is wrong, it says so in the bible, I dare you to go look it up- you probably won't find it, but that's just because your gay, which is also wrong- it says so in the Bible. Now some of us will be wondering the justification for that moral assertion, but remember the Bible is flawless- it says so in the Bible.

    Back to evolution- all of the evidence that exists for it is actually false and placed there by Satan, and so that evidence really isn't inconsistent with the Bible at all, and that makes it void. But the evidence that is the Bible, and its infinite circle of self-validation is completely inconsistent with evolution. I mean come on, if God didn't really make Adam and Eve, why would He lie to us? And so since ID has more valid evidence than evolution supporting it, it wins and you lose.

    As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.

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    ...wow

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    This makes me laugh, and yet it turns my stomach at the same time. The bold line in Exo's post made me chuckle though. Also, check out the book if you haven't.

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    That's funny... and disturbing O.o
    I'm not sure if I'm missing something 'cause of lenguage issues or what but... is that guy actually saying that midgets are not people???
    My favourite part of that post is this one: the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible. That just can't be for real

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    Quote Originally Posted by entdroid
    That's funny... and disturbing O.o
    I'm not sure if I'm missing something 'cause of lenguage issues or what but... is that guy actually saying that midgets are not people???
    that is what i get out of that also

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    I wonder if any of those are 'sockpuppets' (people pretending to be rude/stupid for whatever reason).

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    I just had to point these out from the one Exo quoted.


    Now, as far as science goes, who the hell do you think your are to call Intelligent Design "illegitimate science," technically, evolution is the only scientific theory yes; and technically, midgets are people... So we aren't to concerned with technicalities are we?
    I'm not sure I get this one. Is this person saying that midgets aren't people or am I reading this wrong? I mean, I don't want to seem moronic, but I'm not sure if I'm reading it right. If they actually think midgets aren't people, it'll probably be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

    So there we have it, as I noticed some of you other readers correctly pointed out, if you question things your are a tool of Satan. You don't need to question, God does all the thinking for us; he actually has a degree in Philosophy.
    Now I've gotten into plenty of discussions and arguements with very religious people, but I've never ever heard that thinking was evil. Some how this person went from being the most hilarious moronic person hating on midgets to just a moron. How can thinking be evil?!

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    I had God over for a beer last night, and she thinks these people are a pain in the ass, too...

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    To their credit, at least they were somehow intelligent enough to figure out that FSM is a parody that pokes fun at their religion. I gotta say I'm impressed myself.

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    The person that exo quoted was writing his email as a joke...he's subtly bashing religion and the bible by stating all of its innacuracies as infallable truth, and to drive the point home he makes several other obviously incorrect statements and plays them off as truth also. It probably translates poorly to non-native english speakers.

    FSM rules, btw.

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    fsm is not a false religion. It's true!

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    fukifino> Yeah the thing exo quoted seems to be a sock puppet indeed. It's too well formulated to have all those fallacies, plus there's this humorous undertone to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red_Rook
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOLD I SAY GOLD!!!

    The big ass one where he rants about legal threats is by far my fave. Awesome.
    Did you read the other messages he sent? In the last one he was sucking up to the guy basically saying "Please accept my apologies. Let's replace the hate with love... I'm so sorry i said such horrible things to you... please take remove my previous messages as I don't want to disgrace Christ with those words of hate."

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    He's acting as if the database in heaven will forget what he has done if he just has the guy delete his previous crap. I'm going to hack heaven, and change my ID to the son of god.

    Oh! and also to give me the inate talent of being a great artist! I will be the next messiah, just give me the IP address...

    Nm i got it. 777.777.7.7

    huh. i just found out the meaning of life. Apparently we are in a game created by Will Wright.

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    it does look fake but since some (not all of them) religious people are so convinced of their believes, it could almost be true

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    ...mostly...

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    "Look, it's easy: all life on this planet evolved from DNA. DNA is a really really awesome molecule"
    "I'll be sympathetic to your tortured logic and explain how mankind knows that the bible is the word of god. 1. the bible is infallible"
    "the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible."
    "if you question things your are a tool of Satan."

    lol


    "If you said that you know that nothing happens when you die but that one just ceases to exist and it turns out you were right, then great, neither of us loses so it doesnt matter what I believe now does it? But if I was right and you were wrong, then you just took the biggest gamble with your soul."

    This guy just flat-out admitted that the possibility of hell is the best reason to believe in god.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aprat
    This guy just flat-out admitted that the possibility of hell is the best reason to believe in god.
    It's Pascal's Gambit. The argument is at least 350 years old, and so is the obvious refutation (which god, exactly?).


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    It highlights that some practice a religion for its impact on life, while some for its potential impact on death.

    "I do the things my church tells me to because it makes the world a better place."

    "I do the things my church tells me to because I want to win the heaven lottery."

    One is for the conscious, the other is for the controlled.

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    the Bible is 100% true- it says so in the Bible
    *dies laughing*


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    LOL, Silly Christians

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