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    Please dont listen to Dane Cook, thanks

    1) I hate dane cook
    2) dane cook has stole several bits from other comedians, most notabley Loius CK's standup
    3) Proof for #2 http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~tfahs/danesteals.mp3

    watch louis CK's show if you want good comedy, Lucky Lulu, which is right before dane cooks horrible tourgasm show.


    PS: Dont fucking listen to carlos mencia also, he isnt even FUCKING MEXICAN HE IS GOD DAMN HALF GERMAN HALF HONDURIAN RACIST IDIOT.

    erm...

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    More like Dane COCK!
    Hah, I don't know the guy but he sounds like an ass. Or cock.

    http://www.ny-entertainment.com/new/...s/cookDane.jpg
    http://www.danecookfansite.com/images/danecook4.jpg
    http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/photo/dane_cook.jpg

    Also he reminds me of Paris Hilton...every photo he makes the SAME expression.

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    ya i dont think hes funny,

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    Quote Originally Posted by davi
    PS: Dont fucking listen to carlos mencia also, he isnt even FUCKING MEXICAN HE IS GOD DAMN HALF GERMAN HALF HONDURIAN RACIST IDIOT.

    erm...

    What???? HA! No wayyyyyy.... How did he expect to get away with that?

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    whenever carlos says something in spanish on the show, its rarely even related to the joke.

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    Louis CK is indeed awesome.

    Dane Cook is in fact, a joke stealing douchebag.

    Carlos Mencia is the king of douchebags.

    edit: Oh and also, If you think Eddie Izzard is funny, I ran some tests and I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

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    i always thought dane cook was funny

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    Davie isn't it Lucky Louie? Unless it translates to Lulu in another country.
    I agree CK Louis Is friggin hilarious. I was just watching one of his standups last night, I was laughing my ass off. The show is not so great! but it has it's moments.

    I can't believe that guys is blantantly ripping those jokes off, what a fuck job.

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    Awww But I like Dane Cook's stuff! He's really stealing it all?


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    yeah, he tries way too hard.. luck the more intense he says something, the funnier it will be. not so, man.....


    Demetri Martin is pretty good though...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GydbE...metri%20martin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKBJK...metri%20martin

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7_7_...metri%20martin

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    Louis C.K. is hilarious.

    I still love Dane Cook. Even if they were stolen, those bits were hardly either of their A material.

    I've never heard of Carlos Mencia.



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    eh francisco has like only a few jokes,
    here's a few more
    Denis Leary ripped off bill hicks, carlos what's his name rips off everyone and is still really very unfunny.

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    I have no opinion on Dane Cook (all I've seen is some talk show appearances and his SNL hosting), but Mencia is an unfunny tool.

    There hasn't been a stand-up I've really been in love with since Mitch Hedberg died.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwell
    There hasn't been a stand-up I've really been in love with since Mitch Hedberg died.
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    I've always liked Bill Hicks. A shame he died so young.

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    Dont fucking listen to carlos mencia also
    hate his show sooooooooo much

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    The way I see it, if you can take a joke and improve it and make people laugh, then there's nothing wrong with it. Dane Cook can do this well, (though I haven't seen his show, only heard his CD's). Carlos Mencia, on the other hand...

    Perhaps these "stealing" comics have the permission to use the jokes... who knows? Any professional comedians here in CA.org know of the "rules" of standup?

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    Dudes, Bill Bailey canes all with his humour. So damn funny.

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    Wait a sec. I've got a question, (because I still like Dane Cook's stuff, sorry.)

    How do we know the other guy didn't steal from him? I'm not trying to deny Dane did it or anything. I just want to know who did their routine first. Is the other guy on that sound clip Lucky Louie or Lulu? And who is this Lou guy?

    Sorry for the dumb question. I lost my brain last week and still haven't found it.


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    I think its because louis CK did his stuff WAY before dan cook even became a comedian. im not totally sure of the time tables though.

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    Dane cook? lol, hes a joke in himself. Aaaaanyway, for true standup, everyone should look to richard pryor. makes me laaaaaff i tell ya

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    Wow....can't believe no one talks about the greats (Eddie Murphy - "Raw","Delirious", Robin Williams, Damon Wayans, Jamie Foxx (early stuff), Richard Pryor)....amazing...

    I think Dane Cook is hilarious (look below my name). Never heard of Louis CK or the lucky lulu character either...

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    well he makes me laugh, so I like him.

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    Speaking of good standup people, who doesnt like George Carlin? His fart jokes I could do without, but hes got tons of intelligent comedy, and dudes been around for decades. Im pretty sure he writes almost completely new material for every tour he does too..

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    i like Dave Chapelle...maybe just because i dont know all the others..

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    I've never heard of this CK guy but I'm no standup buff. Did he really come before Dane? I really don't want to research this on google lol. Doesn't make sense to me cause Dane Cook has some really funny material of his own, unless he stole all that too. Harmful if Swallowed was the funniest thing around back in 02.

    Heres a nod to Eddie Murphy(Delerious), all Richard Pryor, Ron White(don't laugh, he's pretty good), a little Chris Rock, a lot of Chappelle and the man, Mitch Hedburg.

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    Carlos Mencia is funny imo

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