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    Kids toy gone way wrong.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdAIt4MgnHc

    THis is just too much, I've been laughing my ass off all day about this!


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    Hahaha...man, how could someone in that company NOT see how wrong that is?
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    Jamen jag tror att han skäms, och har gömt sig. Vårt universum det är en av dom otaliga spermasatser som Herren i sin självhärliga ensamhet har runkat fram för å besudla intet.

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    Wow, no comment. Isn't that one of Lil' Jon's beats in the background, too.

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    There is a publicity theory that states : " sex sells.......a lot" even toys for kinds under the age of 12.

    Why do you think you can actually undress barbie dolls .

    But in this case, they went to damn far...the super soaker´s pumping action was ackward enough...

    BTW: if you check the other videos listed in the same link, you can find a funny video of Carmen Electra and an impressive flametrower made out of an old "super soaker".
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    Nobody at the conference table wanted to say anything and risk being ostracised as a pervert.

    "Couldn't we make the slime a different colour?"
    - "What's wrong with white?"
    "Well it's just that it kinda looks like..."
    *everyone leans in*
    - "Well, spit it out"
    "It kinda looks like, y'know..."
    - "What?!"
    "Sorry I just lost my train of thought. Carry on..."
    - "The slime remains a more economical white. Now Fred you were saying?"
    -- "Ah yes, initial testing shows that major pumping is required"
    - "Hrm... We'll have to mention that in the ad..."

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    Thats just.....

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    I love how a gob of "ooze" sticks to the asain kids finger. That would surely ruin my day.

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    how about thinking in reverse here. could it that we ourselves are the ones blowing things out of proportion here?

    sure, if you think THAT way, it's a pervy toy. but if you don't, it's hella fun. i personally would've loved to have that inch worm thing. it'd also be a fun way for your fat kids to lose weight.

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    HAHAHHAHAHAH
    LOL Snarfevs...
    jeez ahheng, I woundnt say arond i'd like to have an inch long worm.I'd certanly prefer a 6 meter radius oozinator

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    LOL!
    Those are pretty horrifying.

    There was also another one about Harry Potter's vibrating broomstick toy that was recalled from sale... apparently young girls were spending a little too much time with it...

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    Can't beat this:
    Kids toy gone way wrong.

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    Kids toy gone way wrong.

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    So does the little guy pop out the top when you play with the buttons?
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    Guys, I think the gun is real but the shots (excuse pun) of the kids getting goo'ed are edited in for ultimate gross-out action.

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    haha

    I would have loved to be at any of the board meetings for creating those toys!

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    the fact that the kids are going "eewww gross" makes it even better! and worse! at the same time!

    i don't really see what's wrong with the inch worm though... unless you are looking for perverted things! ;p
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    Honestly I think you guys are all a bunch of pervs. I have kids, and the first thing I thought of was, "Damn, that would make a mess." I hate that slime in a can, I can't imagine letting my kids shoot it out of a gun!

    However, that Donald Duck ride is definately perveted. Why wouldn't they just have the kids sit on his back?

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    I think this should not have made it past the commercial's director. "Right now we are going to film the money shot."
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfwalls
    Honestly I think you guys are all a bunch of pervs. I have kids, and the first thing I thought of was, "Damn, that would make a mess." I hate that slime in a can, I can't imagine letting my kids shoot it out of a gun!
    It's too obvious! I really don't know how you didn't make the connection.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asoir
    It's too obvious! I really don't know how you didn't make the connection.
    Im not a It wasn't until after you guys tainted the idea that it turned into a cum-shooting weapon of sex.

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    I wonder if they did any marketing questions on this with kids.

    "hey kid, do you ever wish your pals could cover you with goo?"
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    I had one of those Inchworm things when I was a kid.......


    But the supersoaker..... notice how the black kid looks like he's rubbing his nipples....

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    Shalle we not forget the Hello Kitty personal massager?

    Kids toy gone way wrong.

    Or the Squiggle Wiggle Writer, the world's first vibrating pen? Let me tell you, EVERY girl in my middle school had one, and only one of my friends got caught by her mom with it

    Kids toy gone way wrong.

    Or how about this little gem of a DS game? Gives the term "pat the bunny" so many devious meanings!

    Kids toy gone way wrong.

    "Depending on how you touch the bunny, it reacts to being touched.

    Players manipulate the creature (bunny) on the touchscreen, which gives them magical energy to fly

    You can touch the bunny in different ways – stroking, scratching, tickling, etc

    Also can use the microphone to talk, sing to, blow on the fur…


    The bunnies are analogous to female anatomy… not literal looking, but evocative"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snarfevs
    Nobody at the conference table wanted to say anything and risk being ostracised as a pervert.

    "Couldn't we make the slime a different colour?"
    - "What's wrong with white?"
    "Well it's just that it kinda looks like..."
    *everyone leans in*
    - "Well, spit it out"
    "It kinda looks like, y'know..."
    - "What?!"
    "Sorry I just lost my train of thought. Carry on..."
    - "The slime remains a more economical white. Now Fred you were saying?"
    -- "Ah yes, initial testing shows that major pumping is required"
    - "Hrm... We'll have to mention that in the ad..."
    I'm gonna crack up any sec now.....those guys are just siiick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steph Laberis
    the Squiggle Wiggle Writer, the world's first vibrating pen? Let me tell you, EVERY girl in my middle school had one, and only one of my friends got caught by her mom with it

    Kids toy gone way wrong.
    And I thought those silicon ball things were perverted

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    Too bad the Wiimote is rumored to have a pretty weak rumble feature.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steph Laberis
    Or how about this little gem of a DS game? Gives the term "pat the bunny" so many devious meanings!

    Kids toy gone way wrong.

    "Depending on how you touch the bunny, it reacts to being touched.

    Players manipulate the creature (bunny) on the touchscreen, which gives them magical energy to fly

    You can touch the bunny in different ways – stroking, scratching, tickling, etc

    Also can use the microphone to talk, sing to, blow on the fur…


    The bunnies are analogous to female anatomy… not literal looking, but evocative"
    Ahahaha Heather Kelley rocks. You should've tried this game here when it was installed in a giant bowl where stroking the bunny in the midle and litteraly flying trough the stratosphere... Man what a blast !

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