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May 11th, 2006 #1
Marko Djurdjevic MGRP
I'm doing a Multi-Genre-Research-Paper over Marko Djurdgevic for my writing class. We have to use 4 diff. genre to represent our topic and store them all in a single object that fits who we have chosen. I have gotten an interview from cgtalk, plus have printed off some work he has posted for a scrapbook thing. I'm not sure how to use the interview material... so I have the following:
1. A scrapbook
2. and I was thinking about a "bar tab" but I need more content to it.
and I'm not sure what to put it in.
I'm not asking for you guys to do my homework, just for any ideas or information about MD.
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Well, I do know that Marko has a degree in emerging market macro-economics. He once helped stabilize the inflation rate of Bolivia when it was at an all time hike. Many foreign investors were pleased with his results productive actions.
Nah seriously you could try mailing him. He doesn't bite everyone's head off.
May 12th, 2006 #3
steak, can I do a paper on you? Not a paper for class or anything, just a rolled up paper to snort coke off your ass and then move on to shots of paint thinner to get the night started. Is this too forward? Because I'll tone it down if it is.
And Frank, I believe it's Djurdjevic. Might be a couple more silent j's in there too, you never know with these Europeans.
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i was curious how you would pronounce that too. I'm guessing its like Georgeavich..... my slavic is rusty. I guess it would help if you had to read the paper alloud.
Styrch9ine- the j's are are pronounced like yuh! most of the time i think. And if you think our pronouncinations are weird you should hear some of the common swears translated in english- funny shit!
May 12th, 2006 #5
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May 12th, 2006 #7
Marko drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Did I ever tell you about the time Marko went to go drinking. He goes off looking for a bar and can't find one. Finally Marko drives to a vacant lot and sits there. A year and a half go bye — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around him. Well, the day they opened he ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Marko yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
I remember one time, Marko went to SeaWorld. During a show Shamu the whale splashed Marko. So Marko yells, 'I'm Marko Djurdjevic and no one gets me wet!'. So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, 'Now how do you like it?' And then damn if Marko didn't step in there and finish the show.
Marko's poop is used as currency in Argentina.
Marko once breastfed John Madden.
If you drop a phonograph needle on Marko's nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds.
"You mean you don't make sound effects when you're painting?" -David Tillinghast
May 12th, 2006 #8
Marko's artworks are in fact active on a quantum level. Attempting to upload them onto a network causes frequent malfunctions on mortal computers. This accounts for the myriad of problems on CA.org.
Marko possesses a prehensile penis that's capable of producing it's own professional conceptart. Its CHOW always beats your CHOW.
Marko once showed his art to a blind man. The cosmic energy emitting from his artwork cured the man of blindness. Marko asked the exultant man whether he enjoys seeing the beauty of this world. Upon the reply of "Yes!", Marko proceed to poke out the man eyes with his paint brushes.
May 12th, 2006 #9
I could write a paper about the maximum amount of time that can go by on CA.org before ANOTHER one of these threads shows up...
It's probably inversely proportionate to the amount of laser-wielding ninja-wizards in the world.
May 12th, 2006 #10
Don't talk that way about laser-wielding ninja-wizards, if it wasn't for them you'd be dead by now.
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May 12th, 2006 #12
Oh, what sve, my snorting coke off the ass of another man joke wasn't funny?
May 12th, 2006 #13
strych9ine, hehe, no, it is always funny, when I'm not on receiving end. I like your joke with giving paper on steak-tron and him smiling with pleasure. such a sweet human relationships.
But Redder is overwhelming with amount of the quality jokes, you see, shamu show and bar being built around and being burnt in the same day, I love it.