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Now, i wrote up this list for myself and my friends after i saw a commercial earlier today. I figured you guys can make good use of it too. Feel free to add your own. (Sorry none of these are art related, none of my friends are artists )
-She has already made up her mind about you.
-When joking, know your audience.
-You will end up just like your mother/father.
-It probably will happen to you.
-If your date says "i'll call you", they probably won't.
-Good looks beat a good attitude.
-The quiet ones are never quiet in bed.
-The guy who brags the least usually has the most to brag about.
-It isn't always there fault, sometimes its yours.
-You won't ever see what you have until its gone.
-There is no real way to tell how good someone is in bed until you hop in with them.
-If it sounds too good to be true, it is.
-Drunk actions are sober thoughts.
-Youth comes standard, talent comes with experience.
-You don't want to be working on your bachelors at 25.
-Life is what you make of it.
-All things in moderation, including moderation.
-You are not special.
-Whoever told you life was fair, was wrong.
-People will like you if you smile more.
-Diplomacy is more important then you think.
-Do all the good things your parents did, but don't do the bad things.
-You can't blame everyone else.
-If you're a lot older then her, she might not be a "catch" but just have issues.
-No, she doesn't know what she is missing, but that doesn't matter.
-Dating is difficult, but so is being the crazy cat lady.
-Don't expect them to return the favor.
-Every guy wants two girls, regardless if he can even handle one.
-If you never tell them, how will they know?
-Pick your battles.
-Never piss where you sleep.
-You do need to wise up.
-You always find what you need when you stop looking.
-Yes, it sucks that girls drink for free, but you never got felt up on the dance floor by a guy who could be your dad.
-Girls really do want a nice guy, just one who isn't to anyone else.
-Regardless of how good looking you are, there is always someone sexier then you hitting on her.
-If you're sober enough to see she is ugly, don't let your friend bring her back to his place tonight.
-Beer goggles work both ways.
-Age is relative, maturity is nearly carved in stone.
-Expecting the world to treat you well because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegitarian.
-If you think your sex life is crazy, you might be surprised how much you and your parents have in common.
-If you have to do it, figure it out how to do it fastest.
-If you don't have enough time to do it right the first time, you won't have enough time to do it over.
-Life is a grand competition where you're prize for winning is a nicely carved gravestone.
-Yes, you will regret it when you are older.
-Being healthy is not as hard as you think.
-Having a back bone and starting fights are not the same thing.
-Respect is something you earn, not something you are entitled.
-No one can keep a secret, ever.
-Just because you know you don't cheat, doesn't mean she won't.
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Heh?...Originally Posted by Lord Blue
LONG LIVE YOKO KANNO!!!
Yeah i am in agreeance with seba_boi, lmao at some of those comments.
Never fail on purpose when you can succeed by accident
Always act the best you can you never know whos watching
everyone turns ugly by the age of 70 so looks dont matter as much as you think
think before you speak and learn before you think
Being different is as easy as being yourself
You gotta roll with the punches.
But why dont i wanna be workin on my bachelors at 25?
There´s a millionaire above you
Last edited by timpaatkins; May 1st, 2006 at 05:47 AM.
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This would be my Pleine Air blog
If there's grass on the field, play on.
-You always find what you need when you stop looking.
Good ones, the above one being my favorite
- Being nice surely helps when you are ugly
- Having money is more impressive than a good sense of humor
- Clothes always have to be a bit uncomfortable
- No matter how much she says she's not like that, she is fantasizing about other men
- There is no future, the time is now
- There is probably better looking girls you could have ended up with when you decided to take one for the team
- Everyone does weird things when they are alone
- No one is loved by everyone
- Jealousy is a form of flatery
- Always let people get out before you go in
- Being nice is no longer enough
- Everyone can be nice if they are looking for something
Cant say that i argree with everything in this thread.. but there are some golden ones..
Cotron, that one will get you in jail faster than you can say "jailbait"!
Originally Posted by cotron
If they're crawling, then they're already in the right position.
Never pick a fight with a fat man.
Never take advice from anyone who's still alive...they might change their opinion.
No position or belief, whether religious, political or social, is valid if one has to lie to support it.--Alj Mary
Ironically, the concept of SIMPLICITY is most often misunderstood by simple-minded people. --Alj Mary
Something I often forget
- it is better to let others presume your stupid than to open your mouth and prove them right
Originally Posted by Ilaekae
LoL, i can tell from experience that a LOT of people live by this rule. Putting me into a fight is like putting a nail into a car tire.. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffft....
Also shake the lateral structure attached to the stem and functioning as a principal organ of photosynthesis and transpiration of an arc of spectral colors, usually identified as red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet, that appears in the sky opposite the sun as a result of the refractive dispersion of sunlight in drops of rain or mist under the purple domesticated bovine of either sex or any age with pungent pants.
"You mean you don't make sound effects when you're painting?" -David Tillinghast
I'm 25 working on my BA...