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December 18th, 2005 #1
Chow #009 - A Boy, A Claus, And An Elf
PLEASE CONSOLIDATE YOUR WIPS AND FINALS INTO YOUR FIRST POST.
CLEARLY DESIGNATE YOUR FINAL.
SATURDAY, DECEMBER 24th – give or take.
9 PM PACIFIC STANDARD TIME
A BOY, A CLAUS, AND AN ELF
Timmy’s world has been destroyed.
Timmy won the world wide competition for the much coveted trip to Santa’s Workshop. His entry, like the billions of other entries from the world over, was why he wanted peace on earth, what he’d do if he were the President of the United Nations, and why wired hair dachshunds are the best dogs in the world.
Upon arriving at the North Pole, Timmy found that “Santa’s Workshop” was, in fact, an industrial wasteland of name brand products being mass produced by megalithic multinational merchandising subsidiary companies handed no-bid contracts by Santa, Inc. Items "crafted" in Santa’s sweatshops hadn’t seen native workers in years, the workforce having either been imported from warmer regions or, in most cases simply outsourced. The native elf population was all but forgotten, disenfranchised and living in hovels, getting drunk on eggnog and selling black market “candy” canes just to survive on the seedier edges society. Santa’s Village, the sprawling metropolis of loose morals, iffy ethics, high prices, and merrily twinkling Christmas lights, loomed over all.
Santa had sold out.
Chose one, two or all three characters:
1. Santa the Sell Out
2. Timmy, just off the plane.
3. A displaced Elf worker.
Happy Holidays everyone. Be safe, be creative, and have fun.
Last edited by S.C. Watson; December 18th, 2005 at 11:39 AM. Reason: noodled the description some
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This is great!
Thanks Oregano, going to start it right away
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December 18th, 2005 #5Registered User
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to quote Joe Swanson from Family Guy
"BRRIIINNGGG IT OONNN!!!!!"
December 18th, 2005 #6
Hehe.. this little story rings alot of big bells. This one looks like fun, so in!
December 18th, 2005 #7
HA! Sounds like this fits your vision of current day Christmas Oregano!
I love the topic...certainly will eat into my Puppet time, but I haaaaavee to do this one. You deserve a badge "Moderator Extrodinare"
December 18th, 2005 #8
My final. Didn't have time to colour the hooker elf
Happy Holiday's Bitches!
Last edited by romance; December 24th, 2005 at 05:42 AM.
December 18th, 2005 #9
Killer Ideas Oregano! This one is freakin sweet. I'm dusting off the wacom for this one and picking up some no-doze. sleep's overrated anyways.
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December 18th, 2005 #10
wow. 3 characters in 1 round...
-if i do 1 - that`s no good. no one here will do JUST 1, common...
-if i do 2 - that`s no good either. if i do 2 why stop there? why didn`t i do 3?
-if i do 3 - that`s no good also: 3 characters+ the deadline+ my day job + the missis & i "quality time" = poor executed works due to lack of hours in the day.
plus - what will be the poll judging process?
i mean - how could a "1 santa+1 elf" be judged appose to
a "1 timmy+ 1 santa"?
or "1 elf" appose to "1 santa+1 timmy+ 1 elf"?
also - how come there always happen to be a shit-head with a camera wherever a disaster or a terrible thing is occuring?
(damn humanity is just a huge latrine.)
December 18th, 2005 #11
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ohhh what an awesome topic! Can't miss that!
"The reason why truth is so much stranger than fiction is that there is no requirement for it to be consistent."-Mark Twain
December 18th, 2005 #13