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    Stupid dreams

    I don't usually dream or at leats i don't remember my dreams but last night i had this dream where my brother and i were gangbanging this double headed (no pun intended) red eared slider turtle. Ganbanging porn style. I even had one hand firmly placed on my waist like a true porn star. And then i turn around and i see some feet hanging from the window, so i yell "THEY ARE SPYING ON US" so i jumped off the bed, ran to the window, pulled the person's legs towards me and it was a little girl who fell all the way down to the street and died. And then i woke up.

    A turtle. What the fuck?


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    No, this is how i want you to remember me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumgrinder
    I don't usually dream or at leats i don't remember my dreams but last night i had this dream where my brother and i were gangbanging this double headed (no pun intended) red eared slider turtle. Ganbanging porn style. I even had one hand firmly placed on my waist like a true porn star. And then i turn around and i see some feet hanging from the window, so i yell "THEY ARE SPYING ON US" so i jumped off the bed, ran to the window, pulled the person's legs towards me and it was a little girl who fell all the way down to the street and died. And then i woke up.

    A turtle. What the fuck?
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    if i edit it it will only be to add more detail.

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    i like how you are more concerned with fucking a turtle and you apparently give no mind to almost incest with your brother.
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    I can't bother my mind with "almost " situations. I spent 9 months inside my mother, you know?

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    Good job Snowsfall

    See if we can start a dream analyzing session heere on CA.

    scumgrinder please lie down comfortably & close ur eyes & answer this .. what are you trying to tell us ?

    "This is when you say, did I share too much?
    and we all look the other way....and you quickly delete the thread."
    -> Oh no not this time round .

    Scumgrinder :
    "No, this is how i want you to remember me."

    -> Now if you are planing suicide ... please dont ... your work is better than mine .. so you can always say .. "ha .. he sucks at art"

    Did you hold on the turtle's ears ?

    Man its dangerous sharing such dreams.
    Its like Interceptor's love & Zelda story

    Why with you're brother ?
    A girl falling & dying ?

    Indeed thaat is a weird dream ...

    What would Mister Freud say ?

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    What was really disturbing was the fact that the turtle seemed to be really into it

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    i like how you are more concerned with fucking a turtle and you apparently give no mind to almost incest with your brother.
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    ok wtf^ i did not double post
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    yes you did.

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    no, i didn't because at 409 i was in a room watching a chunk of skin get cut of a guy's leg. so there.
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    whatever, double poster

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    In a dream containing bestiality, near (real borderline, you ask me) incest, and child murder, nobody has any comments on the child murder? And... what? the fuck... why would you share any of this information? Good lord!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumgrinder
    whatever, double poster
    you whatever, turtle fucker.
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    this computer is messing with me, it double posted again. yes.
    solo de errores se aprende
    y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon
    mejor te guardas todo eso

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    seriously.. some of my dreams make me wake up and say "oh god, whats wrong with me?"

    seriously...I scare me.
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    but do you turtle fuck?

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    Far worse.
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    do tell

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    Im having some problems too Sour

    But anyways Scumgrinder, that dream is one of the "lock in a box deep inside the dark corners of your mind " type, i mean zoolifilia, almost incest, infanticide....but more disturbing than that is.....why a turtle?, that would be the last animal even the sickest of the sickest would even imagine to have sex with....is not even a mammal O_O.

    But it was funny to read, aswell as the reactions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumgrinder
    do tell
    Some of the most vile, morbid and disgusting things you could ever imagine. Anything i think to myself when i'm awake "thats terrible, who would ever do that?" i dream that I do.. and in the dream I love it. I don't want to go into detail...but the stuff i have dreamed is worse then anything i have ever heard of...


    Although, it does inspire some very interesting drawings.
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    "Turtle fucker" -> I have te remember that ... not the usual insult

    Yeah CA is behaving funny (so are some ,members ) .. Im unable to edit posts & it sometimes shows only like 3 new posts .

    DavePalumbo :"In a dream containing bestiality, near (real borderline, you ask me) incest, and child murder, nobody has any comments on the child murder? "
    -> Nope .. not me

    Maybe turtle sex is a dominance thing scumgrinder.
    Into whips & kinky leathers by any chance ?

    Sorry the child murder isnt as entertaining as the image of two guys having sex/riding with a double head-ed turtle

    "What was really disturbing was the fact that the turtle seemed to be really into it"
    -> It cant have been that good for you as you "jumped" off.

    Was it making any noises ?


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    argh, there's something wrong with the board today

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    let's see, let me get my dream dictionary....opens book...ruffles pages...oh yes..here we are.

    hmm. that turtle wasn't wearing loafers was he?

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    None of your dream bothers me, it's just subconcious exploration.
    I go through periods where I remember dreams, and periods I don't.
    Here's my dream from last night (what I remember, anyways)

    I was in some sort of giant camping complex, I was in a room with my family, which happened to be the Home Improvment family, I was one of the brothers, or possibly a fourth. Anyways, some of this complex was rooms, and some was a lawn or something where people slept in tents. We decided it would be a good idea to mess with the people sleeping, and so we went to the girls room, unfortunetly the girls were awake, and we got caught, then mom wouldn't let us go back in, so we hung around the tents, then some female suppervisor found us and got angry and sent us to our room. Then there's something about me pissing into coffee mugs, and being unable to stop, after a large number of filled mugs I suddenly stop, have a sip of water and start peeing again, then I wake up, find it's 7am and I'm still in my clothes, after crashing at around 2-3am and with a terrible urge to pee...

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    Stop listening to Machine Gun Fellatio before you go to bed.

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    is that one of those hip hop groups youths listen to nowadays?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Poohgee
    "Turtle fucker" -> I have te remember that ... not the usual insult

    Yeah CA is behaving funny (so are some ,members ) .. Im unable to edit posts & it sometimes shows only like 3 new posts .

    DavePalumbo :"In a dream containing bestiality, near (real borderline, you ask me) incest, and child murder, nobody has any comments on the child murder? "
    -> Nope .. not me

    Maybe turtle sex is a dominance thing scumgrinder.
    Into whips & kinky leathers by any chance ?

    Sorry the child murder isnt as entertaining as the image of two guys having sex/riding with a double head-ed turtle

    "What was really disturbing was the fact that the turtle seemed to be really into it"
    -> It cant have been that good for you as you "jumped" off.

    Was it making any noises ?

    Too...many...grins....

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    Sometimes i wonder if michael hussar works part time with painting my dreams..

    But those are the ones that make sense.

    I once spent an entire night running into an invisible clipping brush, behind it was piece of cheese. When i found a computer and managed to type noclip, the cheese was gone, because gravity had inverted and it fell upwards. I started to fall upwards too, but my head was suddenly not a part of my body, so i saw my body disappear into the clouds. When it started to rain i coulndt cover my eyes because i had no arms.


    Another dream i have had several times, im skijumping (yeah i know, wtf??) and on the edge of the jump, the tip of the skis turn downwards, digging into the snow, and i fall forwards down the hill. I try again, and the same ting repeats. This runs in a loop all night.

    I also have these dreams where i experience these AWESOME stories, but i always forget. So i tried to put some paper and a pen next to the bed.

    Next morning i found the following note:

    Quote Originally Posted by slash

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    Straight wiskey
    Last edited by Slash; November 6th, 2005 at 04:39 AM.

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