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    Marko Djurdjevic

    god that guys is SOOOO awesome. the way he draws cool characters doing radical things is so neat. his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode. and his new hair style is TO DIE FOR!!!!! man i wish i was as cool as him and wes. they should have a baby together. id hire their love child in an instant. heres a little tidbit about marko some of you might not know: he makes extra money dressing up in a little dutch boy outfit and scrubbing old gay mens floors. man it is something to behold wathcing him all with that sponge and warm soapy water all over his body. damn i gotta go to the restroom now, i think i made in my boxers just thinking about it -c36


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    Quote Originally Posted by el coro
    god that guys is SOOOO awesome. the way he draws cool characters doing radical things is so neat. his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode. and his new hair style is TO DIE FOR!!!!! man i wish i was as cool as him and wes. they should have a baby together. id hire their love child in an instant. heres a little tidbit about marko some of you might not know: he makes extra money dressing up in a little dutch boy outfit and scrubbing old gay mens floors. man it is something to behold wathcing him all with that sponge and warm soapy water all over his body. damn i gotta go to the restroom now, i think i made in my boxers just thinking about it -c36
    I once touched a dollar bill that Marko shat on.

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    I wonder if he can come scrub my floor...





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    another thing people might not know about marko: he has an outfit made entirely of old metal trash can lids that he wears sometimes. also his ass smells like strawberries for some strange reason.-c36

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    he also has a really cool haircut , and from what ive heard he even designed it himself!!!

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    oh! oh! and he peed on my leg once.-c36

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    We speak both german...that makes me his legitim heir !

    Omg this thread is hilarious but do we really need it
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    Quote Originally Posted by corky13
    We speak both german...that makes me his legitim heir !

    Omg this thread is hilarious but do we really need it

    hells yeah we need it! what the hell are you talking about? i heard if you read it enough it will make you draw better.-c36

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    Lightbulb

    I heard he shaves with an obsidian blade he stole from Indiana Jones after beating him in a fist-fight.

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    At least this is in the lounge and not in a thread in finished.

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    his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode
    This Marko Djurdevic character seem's mildly interesting compared to your ball's.

    I can only come to the conclusion that you either re-grow your balls after the implosin, in which case are they grown itnernally or externally, and whereabouts in your body? Or that you have a surplus amount of balls hovering around in you body somewhere that move into place when necessary, is there a set amount of these inside you or do you only know theyve run out when youve stopped re-growing them.

    I am tempted to get some funding to study your balls.
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    naw, sadly my balls are long gone now. all thats left are tatters of flesh and deep dark red hole where they once hung. but if you were to ask me if it was worth it, sterilizing myself for markos art, i wouldnt bat an eye, the answer would be a resounding "YES"!!! i also heard from a reliable source that marko derives his abilities from feasting on old tampons and harvesting the power of the moon.-c36

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    This shit is Bananas!


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