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    Marko Djurdjevic

    god that guys is SOOOO awesome. the way he draws cool characters doing radical things is so neat. his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode. and his new hair style is TO DIE FOR!!!!! man i wish i was as cool as him and wes. they should have a baby together. id hire their love child in an instant. heres a little tidbit about marko some of you might not know: he makes extra money dressing up in a little dutch boy outfit and scrubbing old gay mens floors. man it is something to behold wathcing him all with that sponge and warm soapy water all over his body. damn i gotta go to the restroom now, i think i made in my boxers just thinking about it -c36

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    Quote Originally Posted by el coro
    god that guys is SOOOO awesome. the way he draws cool characters doing radical things is so neat. his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode. and his new hair style is TO DIE FOR!!!!! man i wish i was as cool as him and wes. they should have a baby together. id hire their love child in an instant. heres a little tidbit about marko some of you might not know: he makes extra money dressing up in a little dutch boy outfit and scrubbing old gay mens floors. man it is something to behold wathcing him all with that sponge and warm soapy water all over his body. damn i gotta go to the restroom now, i think i made in my boxers just thinking about it -c36
    I once touched a dollar bill that Marko shat on.

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    I wonder if he can come scrub my floor...






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    another thing people might not know about marko: he has an outfit made entirely of old metal trash can lids that he wears sometimes. also his ass smells like strawberries for some strange reason.-c36

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    he also has a really cool haircut , and from what ive heard he even designed it himself!!!

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    oh! oh! and he peed on my leg once.-c36

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    We speak both german...that makes me his legitim heir !

    Omg this thread is hilarious but do we really need it

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    Quote Originally Posted by corky13
    We speak both german...that makes me his legitim heir !

    Omg this thread is hilarious but do we really need it

    hells yeah we need it! what the hell are you talking about? i heard if you read it enough it will make you draw better.-c36

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    I heard he shaves with an obsidian blade he stole from Indiana Jones after beating him in a fist-fight.

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    At least this is in the lounge and not in a thread in finished.

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    Oh man, I'm so star-struck here, Wes and Marko show up to work in a stretch limo and walk on a red carpet.
    We have to fight off the paparazzi so that we can get them into the front door!

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    his post apolyptic stuff makes my balls explode
    This Marko Djurdevic character seem's mildly interesting compared to your ball's.

    I can only come to the conclusion that you either re-grow your balls after the implosin, in which case are they grown itnernally or externally, and whereabouts in your body? Or that you have a surplus amount of balls hovering around in you body somewhere that move into place when necessary, is there a set amount of these inside you or do you only know theyve run out when youve stopped re-growing them.

    I am tempted to get some funding to study your balls.

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    naw, sadly my balls are long gone now. all thats left are tatters of flesh and deep dark red hole where they once hung. but if you were to ask me if it was worth it, sterilizing myself for markos art, i wouldnt bat an eye, the answer would be a resounding "YES"!!! i also heard from a reliable source that marko derives his abilities from feasting on old tampons and harvesting the power of the moon.-c36

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    This shit is Bananas!


    B-A-N-A-N-A-S!!!

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    ....Marko...........Im..........your father...... i bet none of you saw that coming and btw ...coro is your identical twin-sister.

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    Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontemonti


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    Yeah, but where's the exploding balls smiley?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Elwell
    Yeah, but where's the exploding balls smiley?
    I'm waiting for someone to create one and put it here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pontemonti


    Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic Marko Djurdjevic
    OOh OOh Thats my shit!

    Thats my shit!

    Marko ain't no Hollaback Girl!

    -Call me Semaj for short.
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    Who's Marko, and this Wes guy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfwalls
    Who's Marko, and this Wes guy?
    I dunno. Who cares?

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    I don't even think they excist, they're just storys made up for children's to satisfy coro and his exploding balls.

    But if they excisted I'd like to hug marko
    The rumors of his strawberry smelling ass really made me curios.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pencilator
    I don't even think they excist, they're just storys made up for children's to satisfy coro and his exploding balls.
    yea, its true, marko and wes are just myths, much like the rest of massive black, there entirely created by a sinister shadow puppet government that controls the masses of CA.org. The chupacabra however, is very real.

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    I heard once that the man we know as Marko Djurdjevic is actually a hired actor serving as a front for no less than 1000 chimpanzees, all of which were given drawing tools as part of an experiment. Every so often one of the chimps produces a masterpiece and Marko takes credit in order to receive payment to further fund the experiment.

    ...Either that or he's the illegitimate offspring produced by a single night of passion between a drunken Charlton Heston and a great white shark he beat into submission.

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    This shit is bananas........ B AN AN AS

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    i heard marko once delivered twins while he was trapped in a broken elevator with a pregnant woman. he kissed them gently as he pulled them from their womb. then he proceeded to dip his hands into the top of one of the babies heads like a pudding cup, and consume its brains right in front of the horrified mother. the other baby swore revenge on marko, and is as we speak is preparing diligently to smite him down to avenge his brothers death. damn, why you gotta kill babies marko? oh, also, marko has a collar he wears with little bells on it, so we always know where he is in the office, oh and did i fail to mention that he also has six nipples running down his back?-c36

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    Random Vin Diesel fact:


    Vin Diesel is really Marko Djurdjevic in disguise.

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    coro, you secretly smokin cheeba in the office utilities closet again? don't let jason find out.

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