http://adamrulz.com/beef/

This guy hates a ton of stuff, recommended read - http://adamrulz.com/beef/aug2002.html

"Brando:
I don't know about this character.
What if I put Kleenex in my cheeks
and play him sort of retarded?

Coppola:
w0rd Marlon! w0rd!"

Hilarious.

Of course I don't really agree with this guy much, it's still great to read.