Outside is a myth, propogated by sportswear companies and the makers of allergy medication. Wake up and smell the sanitizer!Originally Posted by Exo
Sun gives you skin cancer... especially if you're as pale as me. har har.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die.
those who try to go outside.... vanish ?
very dangeous outside O_O
yea 0kelvin .. i saw those brears O_O
and the sun toasts ur skinn and the birds poop on ur head .. killerinsects and the wind of death.. it blows and ur gone
...yeah, i stepped outside for a cigarette, and well, a strange, unseen force blew the ash into my face, and continued to tussle my hair and i couldnt see a thing. Trees were swaying this way and that....it was the worse 5mins of my life...
I opt for staying indoors.....
I have seen the sun! and I have come back to tell you all of it's magnificent glory!!
...except well, as I was like...walking in the door, I realized that it's like...too magnificent for words(even a thousand words!)....so I guess that was kinda pointless...you really oughtta see it for yourselves...
...it does hurt a little at first....but I assure you that the same way you aquired a taste for beer, you will learn to love it!
Encouragement keeps me swimming , even in the undertow of disappointment.
until your very first sun burn. your skin will grow bubbles and go off, leaving red,fried flesh underneath,which hurts extremely.
beer only leaves you with a bad headache the other day,but this is heavy shit!
seriously though i guess ppl really go out and start visiting bars(where you can sit outside) again.
also this might be the time for romance(we still have may remember?).
or everyone is treating their sunburn
i never claimed alcohol is harmless(hello mr.liver!) but usually it's less harmless than lying in the sun all day.
and the sun is of course not the only way to get burnt,but the most common.
there aren't many ppl who deliberately throw themselves into bonfires.
It's Shummerr !!!!!!!!!!!!1
it's winter here...
...so what if i'm bored, and ordinary?...
currently playing: Super Mario 64 DS, ICO (grrrr....)
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