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The moon doesn't burn - night is much more pleasant.
Having said that, I'm keeping several digital pistols close to hand, lest the forum assassin reach forth his tendrils to smite me.
There was a time when "outside" and "the sun" existed. But that was way back in the days before the internet, and even before the personal computorz. But tales from that long ago could very well be myths...
Oh HELL, I´ve just been outside, I N T H E S U N, and I can tell you that NoUseFrAName is a traitor, he is confederative with the SU~~~UN!
Let me tell you the truly horrible adventures, I´ve SURVIVED outside:
Well today I went outside with my bike( Yeah I have got even a bike! ) as some time I heard that a thing called fresh air is healthy ( the guy who said that surely was confederative with the sund too). Well and when I sat down on my bycicle and started to move my legs in circular movements, everything was okay, but suddenly my skin began to burn and water began to run down my forehead. I wanted to return home but when I turned arround the street went up, well I don´t know how to explain it but it was as if a giant mountain loomed in front of me. Still wanting to come home again I started to ride my bike up and up and up, even more water ran down my forehead and my whole body, it was so hot, I couldn´t breath, my legs hurt so terribly that I thought I would have to die from pain.
Finaly I´ve reached my beloved home, nearly dead!
Well guys I hope that this story has bethought your confused minds. Don´t even try to go outside DON´T LET THE SUN TEMPT YOU!!!