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February 11th, 2005 #1
C.O.W. - #003: Anal parasite
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note: The deadline won't be EXACTLY after a week...it can last up to 24 hours more, i am human and have to work also, you know
Post your creature for this week!
Last edited by Fozzybar; February 19th, 2005 at 09:09 AM.
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Note: For heaven's sake I don't want any reference pics here! And please be careful with the "environment"...
Now have fun and again TAKE TIME for your artwork...no rushed scribbles please...
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February 11th, 2005 #4
looks fun. heres my submission.
. just kidding.
February 11th, 2005 #5Originally Posted by Form
February 11th, 2005 #6
btw i added a new rule:
Only art made for this activity only is allowed - no old art!
I just saw an entry for the last round, which was posted on another thread 2 weeks ago...
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Originally Posted by MuffinMan
(sharhar started the gay/lesbian art thread and posts his work there.)
February 11th, 2005 #8Originally Posted by MuffinMan
February 11th, 2005 #9
Skudge- a cousin to a leech it finds it's way in your body through contaminated water (in egg form). Then after it hatches it travels through you intestinal track using it's arms/ flippers. It secretes a chemical so you never now when it's feeding but you definitely can feel it moving around. Infection of this dude can prove to be fatal if not detected early.
^keep me going by visiting my sketchbook^
February 11th, 2005 #10Originally Posted by MuffinMan
February 11th, 2005 #11
No reference photos for this one Fozzy? Damn my luck, and this just HAPPENS to be the week I get one! Wouldn't you know it.
As for the sudden mean comment recently posted in here, all I can say is that this has been a great place to come to in my short time here. It is a real art community... let's keep it a community... and keep mean, thoughtless comments out of these posts, ok?
February 11th, 2005 #12
I was thinking of drawing a butt monster before reading fozzy's first comment about being careful with referenced images and "environment".
btw- I apologize for my rushed crappy entry for the last topic.
February 11th, 2005 #13
The Elusive Anal Fish Noodler
Here we have an adult Malerondia Analicthys, better known as an Anal Fish Noodler.
The Anal Fish Noodler can grow to 1-2cm from snout to tail barbs; they are common in a variety of barnyard animals from goats and sheep to pigs and cattle. Like many parasitic organisms, they feed off the hosts blood supply firmly imbedding itself in the hosts anal cavity. Here the Anal Fish Noodler burrows its snout into the fleshy walls and feasts unbeknownst to the victim. However, not as common in human beings their egg larvae are still transmitted via undercooked meat products from these farm animals. There have been several documented cases of children succumbing to the ill favored effects of these parasites through ingestion, some of the tell-tale signs of infestation are high fever with vomiting as well as gastric pains and anal weeping.
It is very important to address the issue of infestation with a hot vinegar enema and an appropriate dose of Tylenol. Left untreated patients are susceptible to high anxiety, night sweats, fever blisters in the anus, horrendous anal itching and uncontrollable stools. Remember to always wash your hands and always cook your food thoroughly.
February 11th, 2005 #14
Submissions goes here?
The Itarian celibacy colony on Harthos 4 had to evacuate two weeks after deployment due to a most unpleasant encounter with the larvae form of the indigenous Proton beasts. It attaches itself to the body of a host, which is normally a giant mudskipper which dwell in the swamp regions on Harthos 4.
However, they also developed a taste for the colonist's... rear regions. Several of the Itarian colonists actually died from embarrassment (dying from 'emotional peaks' is a actually common cause of death among the prude Itarians).
The Proton beast lavae feeds on the excrement of its host, and by attaching itself to the anus of the host it assures that no competitors get access to the 'food'. Its digestion system is so developed that the lavae doesn't actually have an anus. During a period of two weeks it will grow to 20 times it's original size and a diameter of 40 centimeter. At this point the host is too encumbered and is no longer able to gather food. Because the host is no longer useful, the larvae detaches.
After detachment it quickly cocoons, and a fully developed Proton beast hatches only a week later. The Proton beast got its name from the fact that it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes!
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Fido had been losing weight recently, and upon further investigation they found this "little" critter. Latching on to the walls of the large intestine with its clawed tentacles makes sure everything that goes that way goes through the worm too and leaving through its rear opening.
Pictures show the worm with its former host, "Fido, who can now be reunited with his owner after a horribly long stay at the vet) and the worm posed next to a human for size refernce.
February 11th, 2005 #17
Prom - Just when you think the pic and description can't get any cooler, " ...it can shoot lethal proton beams through its eyes! " Wicked!
Looks like this is going to be a good one! How much do I LOVE the Creature Of the Week..!!
February 11th, 2005 #18
This parasite can only enter your body if you sit naked on a raw duck. For those foolish enough to sit naked on a raw duck and contract this horrible little critter, death will not come quickly. The Butt Duck will stick his barbed tail into the wall lining in the intestines. It will then lay its eggs into the bloodstream. The eggs will travel to the victim's brain where they hatch and cause havoc there. The victim will suffer brain damage, resulting in a waddling walk, constant quacking, and an uncontrollable urge to swim. Death soon follows these symptoms when the infected individual jumps off a cliff/tall building believing he can fly.
February 11th, 2005 #19
This is one creature that refuses to accept anybody else’s views as correct except its own. It attaches itself to Internet forum threads and proceeds to spew out mean comments then feeds off the negative responses that follow. Most viewers describe this stubborn little creature’s attitude as being very anal and therefore dub them "anal parasites".
February 11th, 2005 #20
I think John Karry has an "Anal Fish Noodler" tattooed on his right arm?
February 11th, 2005 #21
He may look small and cute, but wait untill he floats around through your insides and goes on a rampage with those buck teeth of his.
There is nothing wrong with using a photo to help you see things.
No one complains about life drawing,
so take a photo.
its easy, and will improve your piece greatly."
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Here's mine. Just a quick sketch don't have time to finish I gotta run. Was fun though.
This nasty sucker pinches inside the walls of your colon and sucks your blood. Then with its asexual properties will lay its offspring in you, and then you die slowly and painfuly
February 12th, 2005 #23
Ha Ha Hee Hee Ha Ha Ho Ho Hee Hee Ha Ha
Thestral.... I nearly keeled over from laughing so hard.....
February 12th, 2005 #24
opps forgot a description
Um it's an anal parasite.
Last edited by davi; February 13th, 2005 at 08:19 AM.
February 12th, 2005 #25
Nice one Davi- I like how parts are thin transparent pieces of skin.
ANAL PARASITE- usually most humans are infected when they become in contact with some kind of rusted metal. This little critter cuts it's way through the anal cavity with its sharp claw like feet of which there are 4. When it finds a nice cozy spot it likes, it burrows on in and attaches itself firmly with its hind legs and begins to feed. When the anal parasite reproduces, "KISS your ASS goodbye" Thousands of small larva-like babies will begin to reproduce and eat at a rapid rate until the host has become deceased. It's an awful sight as thousands of these gnat sized parasites pour out of the body in thier adult forms.
PS: I know what the larva look like- no need to bring it up lol
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EDIT: Sketch removed.
I was mistaken about the intent of this thread. Sorry to be a disturbance.
Last edited by Poke; February 16th, 2005 at 01:30 PM. Reason: Misundersanding
February 13th, 2005 #27
Nice try, Poke...but this entry won't make it to the poll-thread...i already said it many times...the rules are not set for fun, it's for having a nice standard of entries...
February 13th, 2005 #28
god i hope i make the cut
February 13th, 2005 #29
couldnt come up with a single original idea.
February 13th, 2005 #30