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    Best Christmas quotes.

    OK, me first, it is family tradition to throw on the lamppons christmas vacation and there is nothing that screams christmas like an over cooked turkey, inbred cousins, wrapped cat and a missing christmas bonus.

    "Hey. If any of you are looking for any last minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirly, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there pn Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him broughtright here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no good,, rotten, four flushing, low life, snake licking,
    dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where’s the Tylenol?"

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    lol....i think i haven't yet heard so many swearwords directed to one person.

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    You guys do that EVERY YEAR? Man that's a mouthful to utter. But it makes one hell of a pre christmas dinner speech!

    Here's one that's uttered in my family during christmas.

    "Its Christmas already?"

    Natually my family don't celebrate christmas
    There are 3 sides to every story. Yours, mine and THE TRUTH.

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    Presence, that's such a cool movie. Good quote .

    Quote Originally Posted by darth massacre
    Here's one that's uttered in my family during christmas.

    "Its Christmas already?"

    Natually my family don't celebrate christmas
    Same as above. I get my presents from a different old guy in red cloths with a white beard (on 5 dec). Christmas does signal holiday though so .
    "It's too bad she won't live! But then again, who does?"

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