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    Christmas Recipe - Vodka Required...

    Ingredients:
    1 Cup of Water
    1 tsp of baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    lots of nuts
    1 bottle of Vodka
    2 cups of dried fruit

    Sample Vodka to check quality.
    Take a large bowl, check Vodka again to be sure it is the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink…

    Repeat.

    Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it’s best to make sure the Vodka is shtill OK…

    Try another cup… just in case. Turn off the mixerer.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick fruit off the floor.

    Mix on the turner.

    If the fried druit gets stuck to the beaterers, pry it loose with a sdrewscriver.

    Sample the Vodka to check for tonsisticity…

    Next, sift two cups of salt Or something. Who careshz?

    Check the Vodka.

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find…

    Greash the oven and wee in the fridge…

    Turn the cake tin 360 degress and try not to fall over…

    Don’t forget to beat off the turnerer…

    Finally, throw the bowl through the window, and finish the Vodka..

    Fall into bed.

    CHERRY MISTMAS!...

    Mollyxxx


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    Hahaha. Merry christmas Mol .
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    rofl! I was seriously wondering what kind of food would require vodka.

    I'm liking this recipe!
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    ROFL!
    great recipe!
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    indeed merry christmas molly made m laff
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    Lol.. if i had a dollar for each time i tried a recipe similar to this...

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    Heh. Fair do's, Molly. Sounds very much like me in the kitchen.

    I'm full of 'xmas spirit' right now - so let me also share my preferred vodka-ingestion recipie, if I may.

    TVR. ( Tequila Vodka Redbull )

    Take one ( minimum halkf pint ) glass.

    Add one measure ( I suggest a generous three 'fingers' ) of vodka.
    Same again of decent tequila - gold ( reposado ) if available for a slioghtly smoother flavour.
    Slosh in a full can of Red Bull.

    Tastes a bit like alcoholic bubblegum. After three or four, you'll start to shake like you've had too many amphetamines, so it's best to switch to Stella after a couple, and top up on TVR's as the night rolls on.

    Happy Christnas!

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    I'm gonna make that watch you try to drink it then take photo's/video of you chugging everywhere
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