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    A nice story...

    Thought some of you might find this amusing...

    A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He
    shocked several of his students when he flatly stated that there is no God,
    the expression, "One Nation Under God", was unconstitutional, and
    further, he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he
    shouted:
    "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
    I'll give you 15 minutes!"
    The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall. Ten
    minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still
    waiting."
    His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine just
    released from active duty and newly registered in the class walked up
    to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him head over
    teacups from his lofty platform. The professor was out cold! At first the
    students were shocked and babbled in confusion.
    The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The
    class fell silent...waiting.
    Eventually, the professor came to. Shaken, he looked at the young
    Marine in the front row. When he regained his senses and could speak
    he yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    "God was busy. He sent me."


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    Hehe...even as an Athiest I found that funny.
    "Every generation sees the past though the lens of its own time." - Thom Hartmann

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    that's pretty funny....

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