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    oh man, what a tragedy lol
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    My moose cannon was a success.

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    sinix, LOL
    holy crap

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    Exclamation

    *wondering how the hell a moose got embedded in a car*



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    This same thing happened to a friend of mine actually. He was nearly decapitated, but miraculously he was able to duck and escaped with mere head trauma and fractures. My uncle wasn't so lucky...his best friend died like this, though I think he hit a horse, not a moose. Not very cheery, I know, but I couldn't help but think of it. I drew a pic of my friend kicking Bullwinkle's ass when he got out of the hospital Stupid moose.

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    HOLY CRAP!

    i somehow doubt the person driving that car came out "ok".


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    lol holy fuck, and that moose didn't even have big antlers!

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    for some reason i picture a dim witted guy walking up to someone saying "did the moose get hurt?"

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    NOES! vengeance will be mine.

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    damn
    ive hit a moose in a car before...those things are dumber n a bag of hammers too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WildSpruceMoose
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    hahaa!

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    Holy crap that car got fuckin wr€ck€d...

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    proof that moose should never be allowed to drive cars.

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    holy mother of fuck. There's no way the driver could have gotten away in decent condition.

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    omg this is hilarioous! YOu guys are too funny - some of these posts are histarical.

    Question: How the fuck did the moose do that much damage to the car and not end up completely mutilated?! I mean, he looks like he had a rough night, but the car has been fully fileted!!!! UBER MOOSE
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    I don't know, but somehow - especially by looking at the last image - it seems that santa lost a reindeer as he passed by 1000 meters higher...

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    I bagged 2 of those(not at the same time) with a pontiac acadian when I lived in northern B.C.,
    2nd one toasted the car, and I soiled a perfectly good pair of jeans....
    both times a different native fellow showed up and asked to have the carcass,.. good moose jerky I suppose
    ...They lick the salt off the roads in winter, so it happens all the time.
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    man that shit is crazy. i had a neighbor that hit a cow, had steak to eat for months but his car was ravaged to hell.
    that happening makes sense when you think about it. moose stand about 6 feet tall at the shoulders and weigh damn close to a car, they dont look that big but they really are. the fact that they go oveer the hood and through windows instead of hitting bumper to bumper like a car explains the fact that they rip through the car.
    that shit sucks
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    Shit. Moose are huge. We have a friend who lives in Alaska. He and a buddy were on the highway when they hit one of those. Our firend recieved massive head trauma and his friend was killed.

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    Ontario plates on that car. For Christ sake that could have been me!!!...i think I'll go hug my kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by metaphysiks
    The fact that they go oveer the hood and through windows instead of hitting bumper to bumper like a car explains the fact that they rip through the car. that shit sucks
    Thats exactly the problem with hitting a moose compared to hitting a deer or something smaller. When you hit the moose, you basically take its legs out from underneath it. If the car is going at a decent speed, the moose rips through the roof from front to back. If the car isn't going that fast, the moose can just fall over onto the roof and crush the car.

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    oh snap! Ive never seen anything like that.

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    A good friend of mine died in a collision with a moose. It's serious business.
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    "Rocky told Bullwinkle not to drink"



    biggest thing you hit in UK is a speed bump... or if you're lucky Jeramy Beedle.

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    i've hit raccoons and coyotes, and even such little animals have made dents in my bumper and hood at 45mph. i can't and won't imagine what a moose would do.

    the animals didn't die, by the way. had to put them out of their misery. saddest thing i've ever felt in my life. *squishcrunch*
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    Sinix: How much will you sell this WMD (Weapon of Moose Destruction) for?

    This shit happens all the time, we hit several big deer when we lived in Montana. They don't put those signs there for nothing, they'll ruin your shit.

    Tip: Best thing to do when speeding towards a large critter if you can't stop or avoid in time...slow down as much as you can without losing control, and turn the wheel enough so that you will clip the fuckers ass or head/chest regions. This will reduce chances for injury and damage. If you over turn like a moron you will go for a fun crash and roll, and the large furry critter will enjoy the show.
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    whoa, nelly!!!

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