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    Cool Kim Beom - Martial Artist

    "Great job guys! I love you. You're fired."

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    This is one of the greatest things I've ver watched.

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    Dude’s not painting loud enough.

    He needs some coaching…



    AHHHHHHHH!!!

    Actually,
    AHHH! screamed, would require red paint.
    AHHH! in yellow paint, would have to be sung.
    That’s my synesthetic analysis.

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    And uh, how exactly is that guy a martial artist?

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    I actually woke my girlfriend up to watch the first guy screaming at paint when I saw it..

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    This is what I sound like when I can't get an ellipse to look right for the fortieth time in a row.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MidgardSerpent View Post
    And uh, how exactly is that guy a martial artist?
    It reminded me of the excessive screaming in martial arts movies



    Love how he starts all mellow and Bob Ross-y in the full version and then starts screaming like a maniac
    "And here... I'll paint some happy treEAAHHHHHHHHH"

    "Great job guys! I love you. You're fired."

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    Look! How infinitely high his level was! There're extremely few human beings can match his skills for sure, this is an absolute truth, so please don't argue with me on this statistics. I guess most of you would meditate in your hearts that this is madness and incuralbe brain injury. No, it is not! He's using the sonic wave tool of human body. You have to roar with a voice at this tone and volume to get the perfect sonic waves of infrasonic and ultrasonic for affecting your paints effectively correctly and perfectly. By operating this tool so precisely like this, you can command your paints in the deep layer of molicuel level. Moreover, you can communicate with your paints and listen to what they are thinking and what their cherished desires are, thus you can get to be really intimate and work harmoniously together. The major importance of this trick is to make the paints automatically ajust on the strokes to be exactly the way you want. It can hugely fix your lack of painting skills. Look over what he painted, this video is not very close and clear though, if you get the original painting, you must be shocked on how perfect it is. So, everybody, please experience its essence very carefully and humbly, and practice on it. This skill will be helpful tremendously in your career.


    Bill678 at #4 obviously didn't get it. The loudest volume like how that soilder was making doesn't mean it's precisely effective for paints. He he. You're too young, dear bill618.

    That lady at #5 showed another highest level. It's on the psychology end. If you ask me to sing in this melody and lyrics so well and seriously in public, I will surely pond vastly with my sweating. However, she was so calm, leisure and affective. It seems she was intoxicated into her performing and enjoyed it very much in an unmatchable mannar. The greatest singer I've ever seen.

    Sadly Van Damme has been remarkably silent while fighting in his films lately. That's a falling behind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by untier View Post
    By operating this tool so precisely like this, you can command your paints in the deep layer of molicuel level. Moreover, you can communicate with your paints and listen to what they are thinking and what their cherished desires are, thus you can get to be really intimate and work harmoniously together.
    Your 3rd eye needs Lasix surgery.
    Better yet, they need to get that thing out of your head before it becomes inoperable.

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    You're too young, dear bill618.
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Oh wait, do you mean in life or reincarnated lives?

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    That lady at #5 showed another highest level.The greatest singer I've ever seen.
    Yoko? OH NO!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bill618 View Post
    Your 3rd eye needs Lasix surgery.
    Better yet, they need to get that thing out of your head before it becomes inoperable.
    Guh. I said it very explicitly. No, it is not. Neither his brain nor mine, so nothing is sick. And I'm sure I gotta use the 12th eye to sense those contents. Because when I did it, my other eyes could be closed.

    Quote Originally Posted by bill618 View Post
    Thanks for the compliment.
    Oh wait, do you mean in life or reincarnated lives?
    I don't know how did your reincarnated lives affect current you, but I'm sure I meant to your psychological age. Your lack of experiences gives you the incorrect judgement.



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    Yoko? OH NO!!
    Accept the fact, and please believe that I'm fair for this judgement. John lennon was obviously dimmer compared to her...

    Last edited by untier; December 20th, 2012 at 09:44 AM. Reason: wrong word...
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    This thread is a great bug light for kooks.

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    Oh this is going to be great. I wake up to this. Gonna grab some popcorn even though I don't like popcorn that much.

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    Boo, apparently the guy had the condensed video taken down.

    At least someone CLAIMING to be him. Youtube doesn't actually care.

    Plus the full video is gone. The user removed it themself.

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    Dammit I missed out and I don't think I've seen bcarman that excited about anything since I've been a member here.

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    Hooray for Youtube reposters.



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    Hooray for Psychotime!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    I am surprised at the chirping crickets here. No one has anything to say about someone saying that John Lennon is a dimmer light than Yoko? Or the sonic wave as artistic tool? Very disappointed.

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    Is it really worth commenting on? A lot of the bullshit that gets thrown around here is about as worthwhile to me as screaming at paint would be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bcarman View Post
    Or the sonic wave as artistic tool?
    http://www.philosophybro.com/2011/08...esthetics.html

    For a while we had a pretty good sense of what art was, it seemed like something we could easily draw a circle around. Then Andy Warhol just drew a soup can and we were like, "Yeah, okay, that's clever, I guess. We can count that." And then Pollock started just fucking dripping paint on canvas at random and bros were like, "Well, I guess we can call that art too," but they started shifting uncomfortably in their seats, because they saw the floodgates starting to open. Suddenly some assholes started literally smearing shit on things and going, "What about this?! Why isn't this art?" If you've ever seen a thing in a museum and gone, "THAT'S not art..." then you've had exactly the reaction the artist wanted you to have, and his entire point is, "Oh yeah? Who gets to say?"

    But again, 'art' is probably one of those words we all know how to use but can't conclusively define. As the Supreme Court said about another important subject, "We can't define it, but we know it when we see it." When you look at a shit-smeared statue and go, "That isn't art!" if the artist says, "Oh? How do you know?" All you can do is throw up your hands - "Fuck you, it just obviously isn't! C'mon! That's not even close to what we mean when we say, 'art'! We mean a certain thing, and that's just not that thing!"


    "Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Star Eater View Post
    I don't think I've seen bcarman that excited about anything since I've been a member here.

    That's not weird and no wonder at all. Super stimulants like those plus infinite energy from truth can change any person from body hair to the soul thoroughly in a split second. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by untier View Post
    That's not weird and no wonder at all. Super stimulants like those plus infinite energy from truth can change any person from body hair to the soul thoroughly in a split second. lol


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    meh, I was expecting a shitstorm about Yoko too

    Quote Originally Posted by untier View Post
    Super stimulants like those plus infinite energy from truth can change any person from body hair to the soul thoroughly in a split second. lol
    lol, wait... what?

    "Great job guys! I love you. You're fired."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Januz View Post
    meh, I was expecting a shitstorm about Yoko too
    Honestly, who gives a fuck about Yoko?

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    Yoko has nothing on this caterwauling maestro (she kicks it at 0:36):



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    Quote Originally Posted by Januz View Post
    meh, I was expecting a shitstorm about Yoko too

    Look, everybody is kneeling to her... Or are they struggling to stand up? ... 0_o!

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    lol, wait... what?
    Lol, cough, cough... Is there anything confusing? Trust your guess, buddy.

    The truths. Please go over what I instructed above. Yeah~ You see them. As for the super stimulants, weren't you stimulated to be hurt, while you're watching those simulating videos? Um.


    Quote Originally Posted by bill618 View Post
    Yoko has nothing on this caterwauling maestro (she kicks it at 0:36):
    Gosh!! Another top woman! She's the most martial one so far! She's not communicating to anything but killing people on purpose... My guts... What she's using was serious sonic-wave weapon, not any tool of gizmos. So great!

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    Untier, if nothing else, your posts are definitely not boring. That last one actually made me laugh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Star Eater View Post
    Untier, if nothing else, your posts are definitely not boring. That last one actually made me laugh...
    Thanks, sir! I don't think truths can be boring eigher... And I'm so glad that you resonate joyfully upon my thought.

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    These boards sure have gotten calm. There was a time when if someone had said that essentially Yoko was better than John that there would have been torches lit and a grand chasing of the monster by the collective village. But now we get a few shoulder shrugs. Chalk it up to the kindness of the holiday season.

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    That's my new ringtone.

    Phone:"AHHHHH! AHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!"

    Me: "Hello?"

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