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    People of CA I need your help! Quick, what's the funniest thing you could imagine spending money on if you were really, really rich! Anyone, everyone ideas please! And no, I don't actually have any money. This is for a worthy cause!

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    1 million Rollercoasters made of bacon and diamonds... Man, I dont really know

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    Belly button defluffer made of a gold shaft studded with diamonds, with feathers from the down of an Abbott's Booby.

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    How about http://www.realdoll.com ? (NSFW?)

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    Arshes, I don't even.. what the actual fuck?! Worst comes to worst I'd rather spend 4 grand on prostitutes.

    I'd buy two million plastic balls (you know the ones kids swim in) and fill my entire house with them. Not really funny but genuinely fun!

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    A giant penis-shaped tower standing on the border of Canada and the US, which would raise on hydraulics, wave suggestively in the wind and occasionally release clouds of doves. That is what I would spend money on.

    That and a scale replica of Nero's Golden House, complete with porphyry bathtub, which would house my collection of pet rabbits.

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    How about http://www.realdoll.com ? (NSFW?)
    Yup. Still disturbing.

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    All very funny and creative suggestions, but alas, money wasting ministries don't do even that. Apart from the usual suspects of corruption and larceny, they probably spent all the money on reports about how reports about the level of report writing were ignored despite prior reports about meetings about how reports should be written after a report in a newspaper reported that reports about meetings about reports were written in an un-report-like style and resembled reports about non-reports rather than straightforward reports. Oh, and it was all incorrectly filed, in folders of the wrong colour and size.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blogmatix View Post
    All very funny and creative suggestions, but alas, money wasting ministries don't do even that. Apart from the usual suspects of corruption and larceny, they probably spent all the money on reports about how reports about the level of report writing were ignored despite prior reports about meetings about how reports should be written after a report in a newspaper reported that reports about meetings about reports were written in an un-report-like style and resembled reports about non-reports rather than straightforward reports. Oh, and it was all incorrectly filed, in folders of the wrong colour and size.
    I would buy engineers so they can invent rapid filing color changing, depending on what reports are inside and fluctuating on the right shelve making sure no one ever sees it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vineris View Post
    A giant penis-shaped tower standing on the border of Canada and the US, which would raise on hydraulics, wave suggestively in the wind and occasionally release clouds of doves. That is what I would spend money on.
    we need one of these. really.

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    If you're going to strike against corruption, you need to insulate yourself from it first. You should consider doing this kind of thing anonymously. There is no use painting a bright red bull’s eye on your butt, when you can achieve the same effect safely from the shadows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrianna View Post
    we need one of these. really.
    I bring it up every time there's a federal election in case people want to write in and make me Prime Minister. Under my rule, Canada would be known for its innovative art projects and national sniper program. Because if you're going to offend a lot of people with penis towers you want them to think twice about attacking you.

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    Vineris, you wouldn't happen to be running for the Rhinoceros Party, would you?

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    Arshes, I don't even.. what the actual fuck?! Worst comes to worst I'd rather spend 4 grand on prostitutes.
    None of them would be Antonio Banderas

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