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December 5th, 2012 #1
Need Help Quick!
People of CA I need your help! Quick, what's the funniest thing you could imagine spending money on if you were really, really rich! Anyone, everyone ideas please! And no, I don't actually have any money. This is for a worthy cause!
Last edited by TASmith; December 9th, 2012 at 08:10 AM.
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1 million Rollercoasters made of bacon and diamonds... Man, I dont really know
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December 5th, 2012 #3
Belly button defluffer made of a gold shaft studded with diamonds, with feathers from the down of an Abbott's Booby.
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December 5th, 2012 #5
Arshes, I don't even.. what the actual fuck?! Worst comes to worst I'd rather spend 4 grand on prostitutes.
I'd buy two million plastic balls (you know the ones kids swim in) and fill my entire house with them. Not really funny but genuinely fun!
December 5th, 2012 #6
A giant penis-shaped tower standing on the border of Canada and the US, which would raise on hydraulics, wave suggestively in the wind and occasionally release clouds of doves. That is what I would spend money on.
That and a scale replica of Nero's Golden House, complete with porphyry bathtub, which would house my collection of pet rabbits.
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December 5th, 2012 #7
All very funny and creative suggestions, but alas, money wasting ministries don't do even that. Apart from the usual suspects of corruption and larceny, they probably spent all the money on reports about how reports about the level of report writing were ignored despite prior reports about meetings about how reports should be written after a report in a newspaper reported that reports about meetings about reports were written in an un-report-like style and resembled reports about non-reports rather than straightforward reports. Oh, and it was all incorrectly filed, in folders of the wrong colour and size.
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December 5th, 2012 #10
If you're going to strike against corruption, you need to insulate yourself from it first. You should consider doing this kind of thing anonymously. There is no use painting a bright red bull’s eye on your butt, when you can achieve the same effect safely from the shadows.
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December 7th, 2012 #12
Vineris, you wouldn't happen to be running for the Rhinoceros Party, would you?
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December 7th, 2012 #13