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    The Nob Collector *not work safe*

    The Nob Collector

    The Nob Collector *not work safe*


    For my next solo in June titled 'Tales of Twistedness and Folly'

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    Ummmm....pickled genitals. Tasty

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    But oh, she doesn't mean to eat them...

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    Yum yum

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    cool, i really like this stylisation, reminisant of the nightmare before christmas which has alwasy been quite a major influence, id like to see more of your stuff, damn my awful comp lol. - and i just realised i had ur site bookmarked lol, i was about to talk about an artist i saw on another site from malta lol, wow im such a huge fan of ur work, to sound like a crazed fan lol.

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    This just made my day.
    Good, funny idea. Well exicuted.

    Phil

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    You have made many lesbians very happy

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    pogonip:

    You have made many lesbians very happy
    She collects nobs because she likes nobs, not because she hates men...

    The same way lepidopterists collect butterflies because they are obsessed with them, not because they want to kill them all.

    The collector's psyche, you see, is one of jealous coveting.

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    I love your work Lisa! You've a great sense of humour with a twisted edge. Your stuff also makes me think of the artist Tor Lundvall, if you've ever heard of him?

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    Poshspice:
    Tor Lundvall
    Hmm never heard of him, lemme go look him up...

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    She looks so nice and adorable!

    ...+1 exp
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    This gave me the laugh I needed, thanks!

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    oldnob

    wow shes been hangin on to those penises for quite some time by the look of those spider webs.

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    wow shes been hangin on to those penises for quite some time by the look of those spider webs.
    She collected them over time.. the ones that have been there most are the most spidery ones.. and she's just caught her favourite nob... its the biggest one.. and being the most recent, it has no spider webs at all...

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    She'll have to muster the courage to take an african safari and catch " the big black knob " . It has been said that once you go though you may never go back j/k

    Nice pic though very twisted indeed

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    Upon further thought, questions beg to be asked.....why are the "Nobs" in the aroused state even after castration (unless they're organically grown)?

    Does it mean.....the "sources" didn't see the knife coming? Or are they....still alive :eek: Droopy when the female character is out of sight....Stiff as pepperoni sausages when she's around.

    The mystery deepens......

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    Thumbs up

    I love it! Love your style

    cant wait to see more work:chug:

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    Wow... I love this style. Kinda a creepy children's book illustration feel to it... like a twisted (or, rather more twisted) Ronald Dahl.

    AS to the mystery of the aroused nobs, one must ask themselves exactly what has to be going on for a woman to get that close to man's nob, and him not be suspicious. I have a feeling they were just quickly and expertly preserved. Sealing in the freshness, so to speak.:eek:

    Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
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    *very slowly backs away from lisa*

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    Aroused state:

    Its as Daissan says, its cause of expert preservation

    As for the big black nob of Africa.. haha yeah she might just take that trip and surprise the unsuspecting Masai with a white girl fetish...

    As to seeing more of my art - sure thing I paint constantly and profusely, and you can always visit my website

    http://www.lisafalzon.com

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    ok ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and oooooooooowwwwwwwwwww at the same time:evilbat:

    my sketchbook

    if a mime was crushed by tree in the woods, would anyone care?
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    HAHA

    Squeamish, Ubermind? Maybe thou art not so Uber after all, eh?

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    damn, i like this!



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    Extraordinarily deranged.
    Which makes it great.

    Veni, vidi, vici.
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