My buddy Casey, nicknamed Cashew ('cause he's a little white nut) had a bicycle accident recently.
Tried to jump a curb, but he had been drinking, so he landed on his face instead. Now his new nickname is Crashew.
Someone brought me a can of cashews. (halves and pieces, of course) and I made this new label for it.
The grapenuts thing, that's what he calls the crusty bits all over his face.