Okay guys...they're easy and they're short! I'm curious to see what everyone will come up with. Here's the form for those unfamiliar with it: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 again.
Me and a couple guys at work were doing some joke ones, I felt like Thanksgiving was taking me in a certain direction today...
Oh majestic bird
Your true destiny is found
Shine on white mountains
Golden streams come down your face
Mash potato bliss
This food is called stuffing, yet
I am the one stuffed.
Pass me the gravy.
Pass the turkey. Pass the corn.
Pass the pie. Pass out.
Must start earlier!
Get out the way Thanksgiving!
Life, you are cruel. Pumpkin pie
Without the whipped cream.
Popcorn. Jelly beans.
Buttered toast from the beagle.
What if the turkey
Had become our nation's bird?
Roast Eagle dinner?
And yes...I have too much time on my hands at work! LOL! Bring 'em on folks!