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    Talking Haiku thread...

    Okay guys...they're easy and they're short! I'm curious to see what everyone will come up with. Here's the form for those unfamiliar with it: 5 syllables, 7 syllables, then 5 again.

    Me and a couple guys at work were doing some joke ones, I felt like Thanksgiving was taking me in a certain direction today...

    Oh majestic bird
    Your true destiny is found
    Gobble gob...KER-WHACK!

    Shine on white mountains
    Golden streams come down your face
    Mash potato bliss

    Truly perplexing
    This food is called stuffing, yet
    I am the one stuffed.

    Pass me the gravy.
    Pass the turkey. Pass the corn.
    Pass the pie. Pass out.

    Must start earlier!
    Get out the way Thanksgiving!
    Tinsel obsession.

    Incomplete. Alone.
    Life, you are cruel. Pumpkin pie
    Without the whipped cream.

    Popcorn. Jelly beans.
    Buttered toast from the beagle.
    C.Brown Thanksgiving

    What if the turkey
    Had become our nation's bird?
    Roast Eagle dinner?

    And yes...I have too much time on my hands at work! LOL! Bring 'em on folks!
    "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
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    swirling and twirling
    rock masses in the abyss
    should eat more fiber
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    When you think
    Very very very hard
    It all means nothing

    When I walk to school
    I pass by human feces
    The homeless have no toilet

    What if Cap'n Crunch
    Was just a dirty old man
    Wait, I guess he is

    I watched Dr. Phil
    He said you shouldn't breast feed
    Your seven year old

    Like a buisness man
    Poised on the edge of a roof
    This tear will soon drop

    Reality seen
    Only in time based fragments
    Is not real at all

    Haikus can be fun
    If you are the one writing
    But they suck to read
    Last edited by SamusNeo; November 30th, 2002 at 07:46 PM.
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