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    I'm Emma, AND THIS IS MY AWESOME TROLL THREAD !!!1111!! (merged)

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    Monkey makes friends with a frog

    I know some guys like this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

     

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    lolwut? This would go in the Cheer me up thread. http://www.conceptart.org/forums/sho...81690&page=238

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    The most disturbing thing that I noticed is that if you listen closely, you can hear the frog gagging with each thrust.

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    Animal abuse (even when done by a monkey) isn't so great....

     

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    I wonder if that would happen in their natural environment as opposed to a zoo.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starring_Emma View Post
    I know some guys like this...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
    You know some strange guys.

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ultimatum View Post
    You know some strange guys.
    Yeah,
    ...and by the way if you didn't know I was talking about the frog and not the monkey.

     

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    ca to da to 4chan

    it's happening

    unless you stop it

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starring_Emma
    I found this forum through a google image search and I seen (or is it saw) some great art and photography so I joined.
    Well that was a terrible idea. The last thread you participated in months ago was "Did the US win the Iraq War?"

    Go to here you can post whatever you like. There are no topics or theme or anything. Whatever thought you have, no matter how small. Some people think it's a stupid place, but you might enjoy it if the video you posted humors you.

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    Yup, everything's funnier with monkeys.

     

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    Edit: Sorry I couldn't resist.

    I'm Emma, AND THIS IS MY AWESOME TROLL THREAD !!!1111!! (merged)

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckWeisel View Post
    Well that was a terrible idea. The last thread you participated in months ago was "Did the US win the Iraq War?"

    Go to here you can post whatever you like. There are no topics or theme or anything. Whatever thought you have, no matter how small. Some people think it's a stupid place, but you might enjoy it if the video you posted humors you.
    Hey, that's some kinda porn site! Shame on you!

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starring_Emma View Post
    Hey, that's some kinda porn site!
    It's called an imageboard. Are you new to the internet?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by crossmirage View Post
    It's called an imageboard. Are you new to the internet?
    No, I'm not new to the internet but my Christian conservative up bringing has taught me to avoid those pornographic "imageboards"

    To seek salvation and instruction on how to live a clean Christian conservative live style please visit my blog.

    http://emmajeanwalker.tumblr.com/

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starring_Emma View Post
    No, I'm not new to the internet but my Christian conservative up bringing has taught me to avoid those pornographic "imageboards"

    To seek salvation and instruction on how to live a clean Christian conservative live style please visit my blog.

    http://emmajeanwalker.tumblr.com/
    Ahahahaah holy shit.

    Thanks to Poe's law, I'm unable to tell whether this is a troll or the real thing - if it's the latter...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Starring_Emma View Post
    No, I'm not new to the internet but my Christian conservative up bringing has taught me to avoid those pornographic "imageboards"

    To seek salvation and instruction on how to live a clean Christian conservative live style please visit my blog.

    http://emmajeanwalker.tumblr.com/

    I love people who act as if /b/ (or /e/,/h/, and /s/, whatever) is the only board that ever exists on every single imageboard. An imageboard is just that, an image-centric forum. Whether or not it's porn is irrelevant.

    You reek of Poe, but sure, I'll play along.

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    Well, I now see why this needed to be on a thread all its own! Lordy~

     

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    I wonder how this obama voter is doing...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36x8rTb3jI

    My guess is she still is avoiding the landlord and her car still has no gas in it. You see, one of the drawbacks of promising voters everything is that they're going to want to see some results of those promises sooner or later.
    That's going to bite liberals in the ass!

     

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    Emma,

    Totally agreed. I haven't watched the video, but I quite liked the way your short post invites confrontation. It is the mark of a very promising career as a forum troll. You see, I too troll these boards, but as a different kind of troll. I am, in fact, a counter-troll (all the links in my sig link to either porn sites or conservative Christian propaganda sites!). Based on your recent posts here, I would like to offer you a position as a a counter-troll. Sort of like that film, "Catch me if you can" where the guy winds up working for the FBI. Depending on your performance, you'll be paid in "thank you"'s, which you may either convert to ego-points and live happily, or trade them in at your local Christian memorabilia store! Please respond ASAP.

    PS. Jesus does not condone the use of the phrase "bite [them] in the ass." Instead, please use "nail [them] in the hands" on these forums. Thank you.

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    Watchin' this thread like a hawk here.

    I'm Emma, AND THIS IS MY AWESOME TROLL THREAD !!!1111!! (merged)

     

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    So, Brendan, I get the bhanu and aztec links as "porn" but which ones are the religious ones?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan N View Post
    Emma,

    Totally agreed. I haven't watched the video, but I quite liked the way your short post invites confrontation. It is the mark of a very promising career as a forum troll. You see, I too troll these boards, but as a different kind of troll. I am, in fact, a counter-troll (all the links in my sig link to either porn sites or conservative Christian propaganda sites!). Based on your recent posts here, I would like to offer you a position as a a counter-troll. Sort of like that film, "Catch me if you can" where the guy winds up working for the FBI. Depending on your performance, you'll be paid in "thank you"'s, which you may either convert to ego-points and live happily, or trade them in at your local Christian memorabilia store! Please respond ASAP.

    PS. Jesus does not condone the use of the phrase "bite [them] in the ass." Instead, please use "nail [them] in the hands" on these forums. Thank you.
    I already work the internets as "Emma The Troll Hunter" I'm very famous!

    I'm Emma, AND THIS IS MY AWESOME TROLL THREAD !!!1111!! (merged)

     

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    TA - only the idbook, where I preach my particular brand of cynical, nihilistic, ill-informed, misleading, primitive and decidedly flaky stool water to those unfortunate enough to enter.

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    Emma - I'm delighted you have accepted. I see a truly bright future for you here. Now, all we need is to confirm that you not really a girl. As a conservative Christian forum, we do not allow girls to do any official work. If you do turn out to be a girl, we'll need to ban you to the "Kitchen" sub-forum, but I'm positive that won't be the case.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brendan N View Post
    Emma - I'm delighted you have accepted. I see a truly bright future for you here. Now, all we need is to confirm that you not really a girl. As a conservative Christian forum, we do not allow girls to do any official work. If you do turn out to be a girl, we'll need to ban you to the "Kitchen" sub-forum, but I'm positive that won't be the case.
    Sorry but I work alone...

    I'm Emma, AND THIS IS MY AWESOME TROLL THREAD !!!1111!! (merged)

    I also work as:

    "Emma The Anti Semite Hunter"
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