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    Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.

    Hey my names Daz and I'm starting a company that clones the genetic structure and DNA of successfull artists, I am currently in the process of examining potential equipment; I have an ice cream scoop, a magnifiying glass, a pair of tweesers and a really sharp razor that I used to shave with; but I have shapened it much.

    I'm probably only going to want to cut off one of your fingers, or maybe if your really keen to help out I'll cut off your whole hand and connect it to a bunch of wires I have glued to my computer that should allow me download all of your artistic tallents onto my computer that I will then put onto a 3 1/2 inch floppy and send it around to world so we can all be amazingly talented.

    I hope to see you in one of my facilities of genetic modification shortly.
    Lets conquer the world and usher in a new age of synthetic humanoid technology for tomorow.

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    You want to collect artists genes, just say what you really want...
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    I'll give your mom a fresh, hot DNA sample.

    Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.
    "Astronomy offers an aesthetic indulgence not duplicated in any other field. This is not an academic or hypothetical attraction and should require no apologies, for the beauty to be found in the skies has been universally appreciated for unrecorded centuries."

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    Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.
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    I'd offer, but unfortunately there is no way to contain the special brand of hateful rage that fills my body and soul. The Russians tried once, and the Tunguska Event occurred. Before I was even born.
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    Woah!

    Floppies are still around?!?
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    Is this some old school world domination plot?

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    You can have my whole body if I can be downloaded into a cylon body replacement, either a model 6 or 8!

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    hey Jake Kobrin, cool band logos bro. I've done some freelance work in the metal scene, good times.

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    @amber: I can have your body!hoohoo naughty; I'll have to put your brain in a jar until we acquire new bodies from Tokyo.

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    And don't foget we can break open the graves of old diseased masters and then clone them!
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    If we can clone them then we can turn the clones into crisps and by eating the crisps we'll get smarter.

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    van gough really was ahead of his time. He should have given his severed ear to you instead of a prostitute.
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    Oldies but goodies!

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    van gough really was ahead of his time. He should have given his severed ear to you instead of a prostitute.
    Aaahhh, now we're back to the old times.

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    can I have a clon with a laser gun in his right hand?....

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaorr View Post
    Kinkade

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    Waaait a second... Kinkade uses Winton?? ...
    "Contrary to the belief of the layman, the essential of art is not to imitate nature, but under the guise of imitation to stir up excitement with pure plastic elements: measurements, directions, ornaments, lights, values, colors, substances, divided and organized according to the injunctions of natural laws. While so occupied, the artist never ceases to be subservient to nature, but instead of imitating the incidents in a paltry way, he imitates the laws."-Andre Lhote

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    Quote Originally Posted by zaorr View Post
    Look into my avatar...
    Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.
    That is the undead right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jpacer View Post
    Waaait a second... Kinkade uses Winton?? ...
    no friend, he uses LIGHT

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    I've always wanted an android body!

    In a few years when I am actually a decent artist, you can have everything but my brain. In exchange, I want a robot body capable of surviving the zombiepocalypse.
    Where your once steely reserve is now merely tinned,
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    Quote Originally Posted by R a n d i s View Post
    That is the undead right?

    Looking for artists to clone, geneticly mutate and modify.
    CHER IS DEAD? wtf...
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    Been reading some lovecraft.

    The corpses needs to be exceedingly fresh..



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    What, a black michael jackson? NO WAAAAYYYYYY!
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    CHER IS DEAD? wtf...
    Eh, no, she is undead... so i heard
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    Quote Originally Posted by R a n d i s View Post
    Eh, no, she is undead... so i heard
    Randis is speaking from experience. He's really a zombie.

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    Anyone else upset that the title of this thread misspelled gene-tickly? I'm kind of curious how one tickles genes. I'll have to find a biochemist and ask...

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