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    Best Brush-off Methods

    Following Lono's comment on the "Artsy people piss me off" thread, (something about farting on someone's leg ) I thought that this would be an interesting thread. I personally don't like talking to strangers so a good brush off is very nice to have.

    So post ways to brush people off, realistic, or hypothetical.

    Mine: I am in Germany right now learning German, so if someone asks me anything I can just bust out in my worst broken German and say that I don't understand them. That ends the conversations real quick whether I actually understood them or not. hehe. Very handy considering that many Germans are really talkative and will not think twice about striking up a long-winded conversation with you.

    Or I just say next to nothing, so that they lose interest. Works without insulting anyone.


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    My friend came up with an interesting way to deal with those people at uni who always try to hand out pamflets. He was walking along talking to a friend when the person just walked up and started shoving a pamflet in his face and talking at him. Completely disorented, he stumbled, looked at her and just screamed out "WHAT!!!!???". She didn't know what to say.

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    Simply stare at them, saying nothing for a really long time. Look puzzled after awhile, smile, then slowly walk away.

    Works every time.

    Be nice, until its time to not be nice.
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    if someone starts talkin to you just keep saying "mm hmm" and nod.....usually works, might piss 'em off but it works

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    Well, the "mmm hmm" method usually pisses everyone off. Though I have met people dense enough to actually think that I was paying attention to them. HA, yeah right.


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    I usually do this:
    Someone says something-
    "Yeah."
    They ramble on.
    "Ha ha, yeah I know."
    Blah blah blah
    "Thats um--heh."
    Blah blah
    "Yeah."

    And go on and on until they shut up. Though some people just don't shut up, so I usually just say "Yeah, that reminds me of this one time when I (make up a phoney story). Hey! I gotta go, seeya later." No hard feelings and I make a clean gettaway.

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    1 Copy of "Helter Skelkter" by Charles Manson
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    Highlight passages while saying "OHHH THIS IS GOOD, I CAN REALLY USE THIS!"

    Guarantee you will NOT be bothered.

    To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
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    lol, you guys just gave me a great idea... Do you know what those "Water-Backpacks" are? The ones with the water inside the backpack and the tube coming out. When you bite on the tube water comes out? Okay, I've got one of those. I wanna cut a hole in my jeans pocket, put the tube down my pants. Then while I'm talking to someone I don't like, squeeze the tube and let the water flow. Man, wouldn't that just freak you out. Then, give them a hug and wipe your pants on them. Hehe, I really wanna try that. So evil:evilbat:

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    I always have fun to listen to someone for a long time and after a while I say "excuse me?"

    the persons starts over, after a couple of seconds just say "what?"

    If he/she tries it again, just keep on saying "excuse me?"/"what?" after a minute

    I met people who really got mad on me for doing this

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