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    Mortals Seeking Vampires

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    A through Zsuzsanna of the Fifth Level, God bless the internet.


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    Wow.

    I think i'll email one of the "vampires" Maybe I can turn into an awesome drawing vampire

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    Vampires or not, these people are surely afraid of mirrors.

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    Mirrors are afraid of me, this is why they do not cast my reflection

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    this should seriously go into the cheer me up thread.
    i'm rolling on the floor,seriously
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    Do they sparkle?

    I'm not seeking sparkling vampires.

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    reminds me of those kids in elementary school that always thought they had supernatural powers, you know the ones I'm talking about
    Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die

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    Some people need to stop watching so many movies.

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    This site is fantastic.

    Can somebody direct me to the Humans Seeking Transformers site?
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    I bet Kim Jong Il's on there somewhere. You know he regularly gets blood transfusions from young, virgin males, technically making him a vampire - source, The Economist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Straight Edge Ryan View Post
    reminds me of those kids in elementary school that always thought they had supernatural powers, you know the ones I'm talking about
    Those people still exist.
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    hahaha "no fakes please!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjacat11 View Post
    Those people still exist.
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    The realsuperpowers.com forum is probably the most painful thing I have ever read. Period. The idiocy is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

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    So, can Vampires get married in California?

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    Somebody please help these people who cannot find their own arses in the dark and give them a road map to Capital Hill.
    Everyone knows that is where the blood suckers are to be found.
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    Is it legal to drive a stake through their hearts?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chriskot View Post
    The realsuperpowers.com forum is probably the most painful thing I have ever read. Period. The idiocy is so thick you could cut it with a knife.
    I think Yahoo Answers is a little worse, but this is very close to that level of idiocy.

    Real Superpowers just doesn't have "HOW IS BABBY FORMED"
    Mortals Seeking Vampires

    "How is babby formed" is the benchmark for internet stupidity for me.
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    I'm not exactly sure what I was looking at last night, but before finding that I came across another vampire related gem.

    The whole website is a great memorial to how much the internet and its users used to REALLY suck. Personal favourite? The Kiefer Sutherland photo page.

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    what's bad is they KNOW they don't have powers, no matter how hard they try and convince themselves there's always that part of their brain saying "you don't have powers, you're just a weird guy that wishes he did, you're never gonna get a girlfriend this way". Thing is, most people grow out of this phase past age 4
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    Quote Originally Posted by JackHatesJack View Post
    I'm not exactly sure what I was looking at last night, but before finding that I came across another vampire related gem.

    The whole website is a great memorial to how much the internet and its users used to REALLY suck. Personal favourite? The Kiefer Sutherland photo page.
    I found another one.

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    the site refers to a "vampire" making her cat sleepy
    .... by draining it of its "life energy"?

    i think i have accidentally done this too...

    i can just stare at my cat, and make it very tired
    to the extent that it loses consciousness completely and often sleeps for hours to recuperate


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    Man, if Hot Topic had a banner on that site they could make a killing.

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    "Absinthe OK, if I don't know."

    Vampires now officially afraid of alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingshaj View Post
    i can just stare at my cat, and make it very tired
    to the extent that it loses consciousness completely and often sleeps for hours to recuperate
    Would you like to meet? I would like to learn about your kind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingshaj View Post
    the site refers to a "vampire" making her cat sleepy
    .... by draining it of its "life energy"?

    i think i have accidentally done this too...

    i can just stare at my cat, and make it very tired
    to the extent that it loses consciousness completely and often sleeps for hours to recuperate


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    Oh my god, we officially have a CA vampire here!

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    Emotions are contagious. Vampires are imaginary. Were you to meet a real one, it would rip your idiot head off, bathe in the blood, and continue on its merry way.

    (I particularly like 'I'm a vampire. I'm eighteen. ...you're a douche.)

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    darwin's law at work.

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    my powers only my cats, oddly...hmmmm


    ,,,but i can make human yawn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atlantis View Post
    Would you like to meet? I would like to learn about your kind.
    are you a cat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninjacat11 View Post
    Real Superpowers just doesn't have "HOW IS BABBY FORMED"
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    In case anyone hasn't seen it yet: http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
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