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    Fashion!?!~Oh, baby! Is that a sparkle plug, or are you just glad to see me?

    Too much...

    But with labia piercings, female circumcision and the like, I can't say I'm all that surprised...

    Of course, it does raise a few questions...like the purpose of the squiggles. To keep a guy from shooting it across the room like a projectile when he pees, I guess...

    So, how many of you guys would wear one (for your lady, not your own personal "bling show," of course!) if they were reasonably priced?

    I don't know how I'd react to see one...I'd probably burst out in giggles and ask how in the hell did they pee...

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    again one of these things where I just can't understand at all, and I consider myself being a very tolerant and understanding person, how on earth this can feel nice to ANYBODY.......my god!!
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    Thank you! Thank you very much! I ended up not being able to stop myself from eventually having to find out what dick-docking was. Just what i needed. No truly.

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    In Heaven, the lovers are Italian and it's all organized by the Germans. In Hell, the lovers are German, and it's all organized by the Italians.

    Now we know why.

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    The question is, does it make you draw better?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saturns Gate View Post
    The question is, does it make you draw better?

    Yeah, can you make a mechanical pencil out of one of those things? Maybe market it as the "Pencil Dick" or something?

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    No. No no no no no NO. I know the term "one way street" gets thrown around a lot in the orifice conversation. Especially by women scared of backdoor access. Some holes, you can make a compromise with, others you cant. There is nothing right about putting anything in your urethra. In honor of this thread I've dug up a little webpage I found years ago that can explain and horrify you far better than I.

    NSFW- Side effects may include projectile vomiting and punching me in the face if you ever meet me, for exposing you to this.
    http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006...rning-desires/

    But lets, for a moment, entertain the idea that the bejeweled cock cork is a comfy little dick pillow. When does this thing do good? Does this mean guys will be walking around the club with bedazzled penises hanging out their fly? No one wants that. When it's show time do you really think her/his first reaction is "Wow, this guy is making it. Xzibit must have come by and Pimped his Penis. I'm gonna rail him until I bend that cock stopper into a wedding ring."

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    "Oh my god what sort of STD does this guy have?"

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    "Wow.....freaky....what is he gonna want to put in me....and where? I should probably get going."

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    the appeal of the plug is that it’s visually-pleasing
    hahahahaha, uh... really?
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    If you think that's bad....check out the "pound puppy" piercing. Link NSFW. Basically 3 penile piercings in one. I'm not male, but that one makes me cross my legs with ouch factor.

    Common sense says...shoving non sterilized items in your urethra is a bad idea. Get a sounding kit, a pressure cooker (used correctly works almost as well as an autoclave), and possibly some medical training if you really want to put things up there. >_>

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    Hmmm, seems tempting I must admitt. Maybe I'll do a home-piercing by myself, heard those works too and you save a lot of money on it, I'll just hammer a nail through my dick and ballsack. Should probably have some ice on before I do it. Then I'll hang a sign on the nail just for pimp and bling. But what should it say? Or should there be a painting on it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LORD M View Post
    Hmmm, seems tempting I must admitt. Maybe I'll do a home-piercing by myself, heard those works too and you save a lot of money on it, I'll just hammer a nail through my dick and ballsack. Should probably have some ice on before I do it. Then I'll hang a sign on the nail just for pimp and bling. But what should it say? Or should there be a painting on it?
    I have a friend that paints custom cuff links. I could give you his contact info if you'd like. I think that might work for your bling if you decide to go with a painting. Also, google Pain Olympics in preparation for your attempt. Best of luck.

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    "Common sense says...shoving non sterilized items in your urethra is a bad idea."

    Dude, no sweat! Just take a lighter to it first.

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    Hookswords: God damn you .

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    Gonna have to get me one of those! : D

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    I don't even... ow.

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    The "Pound Puppy" thing is totally creepy. The weight factor alone to haul that thing around must pull...ahem...things down terribly. Look what heavy earrings do to ears!

    Hookswords, you're hilarious! Phoenix, you know too much about strange things...
    Lord M, PLEASE video the process, especially your facial expression after you hit the nail...If AFV didn't censor it, you'd win the $100 K for sure!

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    This appears to be the perfect accessory for the enlarged prostate.
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