Results 1 to 10 of 10

Thread: Silly Story

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Marshvegas USA
    Posts
    477
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 14 Times in 14 Posts

    Silly Story

    So there I was in the painting room at school, writing "I PUNCH BABIES WITH MY COLLEGE DEGREE"
    just to be a smart ass to my professor who's having class there in the morning (it's part of a running joke), and suddenly the Head of the Art department (the big cheese, the numero uno) walks in, this old nun-ish lady. I'm standing there with the chalk in my hand mid-sentence with the words

    "I PUNCH BABIES"

    in front of me. She's completely devoid of humor so I don't expect her to think anythings funny about it. We stare at each other for about 10 seconds and she finally says "You don't punch babies do you?"
    I say "No."
    She say's "Ok."

    And she walks away... it's like.....


  2. Hide this ad by registering as a member
  3. The Following User Says Thank You to Krigbrann For This Useful Post:

    Hai

  4. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Should have said "sure, why not?"

  5. #3
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA
    Posts
    2,524
    Thanks
    374
    Thanked 339 Times in 160 Posts
    You sound like my ex, do not want.
    Last edited by skullsquid; January 27th, 2009 at 04:35 AM.
    DON'T CLICK THIS

  6. #4
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    what? why?

  7. #5
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Los Angeles, CA
    Posts
    2,524
    Thanks
    374
    Thanked 339 Times in 160 Posts
    Not you foolish Peter, aren't you supposed to be working?
    DON'T CLICK THIS

  8. The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to skullsquid For This Useful Post:


  9. #6
    Join Date
    Sep 2007
    Location
    Berlin, Germany
    Posts
    606
    Thanks
    324
    Thanked 430 Times in 159 Posts
    she finally says "You don't punch babies do you?"
    "No! I must kill the babies" he shouted
    The lady said "No, Krigbrann. You are the babies"
    And then Krigbrann was a baby.

  10. The Following User Says Thank You to Brushcommander For This Useful Post:


  11. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2003
    Location
    Newcastle, Australia.
    Posts
    1,148
    Thanks
    182
    Thanked 258 Times in 130 Posts
    and then they all went out for ice cream
    Finn | my sketchbook thread | tumblr | Bēhance | gorillaartfare | whiskey, gin, and pints of beer

  12. #8
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Posts
    544
    Thanks
    329
    Thanked 84 Times in 56 Posts
    Could have been worse, she could have seen it a few seconds later...

    I PUNCH BABIES WITH MY C

    8x

  13. #9
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Nova Scotia, Canada
    Posts
    2,328
    Thanks
    557
    Thanked 708 Times in 426 Posts
    Heh...Krigbrann, you might wanna start from the end next time. I do feel for ya...that moment feels so weird. o_O

  14. #10
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Tennessee
    Posts
    1,306
    Thanks
    219
    Thanked 171 Times in 109 Posts
    No, no, it's going to say...

    "I punch babies haters"

    or

    "I punch babies punch cards?"

    or

    "I punch babies instead of nun-ish ladies"

  15. The Following User Says Thank You to Bowlin For This Useful Post:


Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 4
    Last Post: May 22nd, 2013, 04:45 AM
  2. Some silly 40k art
    By Slade_Templar in forum Art Critique Center
    Replies: 19
    Last Post: April 30th, 2011, 02:40 PM
  3. Being Silly Again
    By Psychotime in forum Art Critique Center
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: August 8th, 2009, 09:58 PM
  4. Art: i know this is silly...
    By bluegoddess16 in forum Finished Art
    Replies: 51
    Last Post: August 19th, 2005, 03:49 PM
  5. Art: its a story,story about ni9i
    By 2unc in forum The Art of Photography
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: August 27th, 2004, 03:17 AM

Members who have read this thread: 0

There are no members to list at the moment.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Designed by The Coldest Water, we build the coldest best water bottles, ice packs and best pillows.