Welcome to men's HQ in the battle of the sexes In this thread we will discuss battle strategies. This battle is unconventional, in that each side must choose the battleground of the other. We will have to put our muscled, hairy brains together to formulate a topic for the ladies that will derail Jenny's plans for world domination..
We face a tenacious enemy. Jenny, unburdened by our manly insecurities, is able to tackle subjects that would cause a grown man to vomit in homophobic disgust. She is also incredibly determined, versatile and graceful in the way she portrays her subjects.
Take this fraulein for example:
Seemingly harmless. Well boys don't let your back turn on ol' Jenny! Right when you least expect it, BAM! -
and right there, all of your hopes in dreams are shattered by a devil in pink!
So men, let us unite in a coalition of the hairy. If we work together, Jenny won't know what hit her!
Ok, now to work. What you need to do is:
- Pledge yourself to the cause
- Either submit a possible topic or discuss an existing one. remember, they're going to try to trip us up the best they can, we need to do the same!
We also need to be ready for whatever Jenny is going to throw at us. If the CA calendar contests taught us anything, it's that Jenny is fully capable of depicting her own kind in sexually explicit ways without resorting to humour, while this is a specific weakness for us males. Jenny knows this. be prepared to depict any of the following:
- other feelings (aside from masculine rage)
- female issues
- other social issues
- whimsy (little people, teddy bears, sparkly cheeks and the like)
- my little pony
Keep your head down, remember your training, and we'll all get through this in one piece.