Results 1 to 30 of 30

Thread: Tentacle Grape

  1. #1
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Hudson River valley, NY
    Posts
    16,201
    Thanks
    4,875
    Thanked 16,685 Times in 5,021 Posts

    Tentacle Grape

    Best idea ever.
    Or maybe the worst.
    Tentacle Grape
    http://www.tentaclegrape.com
    Tentacle Grape

    Tristan Elwell
    **Finished Work Thread **Process Thread **Edges Tutorial

    "Work is more fun than fun."
    -John Cale

    "Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."
    -Marc Maron


  2. Hide this ad by registering as a member
  3. The Following 8 Users Say Thank You to Elwell For This Useful Post:


  4. #2
    Join Date
    Nov 2004
    Location
    Brisbane, Australia
    Posts
    4,422
    Thanks
    497
    Thanked 678 Times in 247 Posts
    BWAHAHAHAHA omfg.. That's clever..
    I'm sure it tastes like any other grape nonsense.. but I'd have to get this is I saw it on the shelves anywhere.
    * Help a CA artist! Visit the Constructive Critique section! *



  5. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Location
    CT, USA
    Posts
    2,451
    Thanks
    110
    Thanked 1,082 Times in 231 Posts
    From the official site:
    As Tentacle Grape™ slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full.

    On a different note;
    WTF were you searching for when you came across this, Elwell?
    - Dan Dos Santos
    www.dandossantos.com

  6. The Following 12 Users Say Thank You to DSillustration For This Useful Post:

    + Show/Hide list of the thanked


  7. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    1,339
    Thanks
    222
    Thanked 427 Times in 154 Posts
    I love grape soda!
    ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER
    "Amateurs look for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. " -Chuck Close


    DRUNKEN WASTREL SKETCH GROUP:
    [ Costau D ][ Cuervo ][ Braintree ][ Fumble ][ Ookchk ][ RoboMonkey ]

  8. #5
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Gainesville
    Posts
    1,149
    Thanks
    76
    Thanked 937 Times in 221 Posts
    Where's Ilaekae?

    blue's sketchbook
    Someone gave me this custom title and I will never, ever change it!

  9. The Following User Says Thank You to bluefooted For This Useful Post:


  10. #6
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Posts
    205
    Thanks
    11
    Thanked 31 Times in 25 Posts
    Kind of irrelevant, but still...

    Short background on the tentacle fetish:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dre...erman%27s_Wife

  11. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2002
    Location
    San Francisco, CA
    Posts
    2,961
    Thanks
    1,343
    Thanked 1,308 Times in 307 Posts
    Wow. That's eve better than Dicken Cider.

  12. The Following User Says Thank You to N D Hill For This Useful Post:


  13. #8
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    New Haven, CT
    Posts
    2,095
    Thanks
    323
    Thanked 974 Times in 521 Posts
    Better than my idea for Tentacle Crepes.

  14. #9
    Ilaekae's Avatar
    Ilaekae is offline P.O.W.! Leader, Complete Idiot, Super Moderator
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Southwestern Pennsylvania
    Posts
    7,129
    Thanks
    8,241
    Thanked 5,581 Times in 1,789 Posts
    Stay the hell out of my research sites, Tristan!! ...sonovabitch...
    No position or belief, whether religious, political or social, is valid if one has to lie to support it.--Alj Mary

    Ironically, the concept of SIMPLICITY is most often misunderstood by simple-minded people. --Alj Mary

  15. #10
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    leeds, england
    Posts
    647
    Thanks
    164
    Thanked 173 Times in 106 Posts
    Maybe im being a tool, but i dont get it?

    the ticket that is, i get tentacle rape and all its merchandise completely.
    dan's sketchbook


    The ssg with no name.. for now
    NRX - Frasermct - Walid D - The wannabe Dr, Mr Phil - Dilated

  16. #11
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Austria
    Posts
    10,430
    Thanks
    2,870
    Thanked 2,063 Times in 830 Posts
    man,i thought this was just a photoshop in the "cheer me up thread".
    i want one!
    Sketchbook

    Sketchbooks of inspiration:
    Marc Taro|Maxetormer|ZhuZhu|Jeri|Dobu]


    Always think about:
    lighting! design! perspective! proportion!
    And (self)motivation is still everything.

  17. #12
    Join Date
    Nov 2007
    Location
    39.7,-86.1
    Posts
    1,217
    Thanks
    447
    Thanked 408 Times in 256 Posts
    Can't be as good as grape Nehi.
    -Mike Cross


    Sculpting Thread|My Website| DeviantArt |My Blog
    -Also on FB and Twitter

  18. #13
    Join Date
    May 2008
    Posts
    77
    Thanks
    20
    Thanked 54 Times in 13 Posts
    "The most delicious hentai soda on the market."

    a bold claim!
    Name's Todd. I'd encourage you to check out my sketchbook, but it's full of shit, natch.

  19. #14
    Join Date
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    289
    Thanks
    214
    Thanked 848 Times in 101 Posts
    You mean there is more than one hentai soda on the market????

    I really need to get out more often.

  20. #15
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    They need to sell those at AX; I'll be looking for those next time I'm there!

  21. #16
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Toronto, ON
    Posts
    1,569
    Thanks
    1,170
    Thanked 1,192 Times in 516 Posts
    Seriously though, did somebody make a cartoon about rape? And now there's a soda... ...

  22. #17
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Hudson River valley, NY
    Posts
    16,201
    Thanks
    4,875
    Thanked 16,685 Times in 5,021 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by DSillustration View Post
    On a different note;
    WTF were you searching for when you came across this, Elwell?
    I usually get my cephalopod-related news from PZ Myers, but I now can't find it on his site. So I have no idea how I ran across it!

    Tristan Elwell
    **Finished Work Thread **Process Thread **Edges Tutorial

    "Work is more fun than fun."
    -John Cale

    "Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."
    -Marc Maron

  23. #18
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Hudson River valley, NY
    Posts
    16,201
    Thanks
    4,875
    Thanked 16,685 Times in 5,021 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill View Post
    Seriously though, did somebody make a cartoon about rape? And now there's a soda... ...
    You have no idea...

    Tristan Elwell
    **Finished Work Thread **Process Thread **Edges Tutorial

    "Work is more fun than fun."
    -John Cale

    "Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched."
    -Marc Maron

  24. #19
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    223
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts
    Yeah...

    I wish I had eyebleach for the first time I came across Hentai. Back when I was in High School and the internet was just becoming the "in" thing I was asking people for cool, interesting, or unusual stuff. Some guy said to me something along the lines of "if you want to see some really WEIRD japanese stuff look up hentai sites"... I used Alta Vista search and clicked on the first hit and saw some anime styled pictures, clicked on the little movie download... and... I seriously wish I hadn't. It was one of those WTFisgoingonI'mhorrifiedbutcan'tlookaway moments in life. It's the major reason I really can't get into liking anime aside from a few exceptions... Every time I see the typical female manga drawn face the first thought that comes to my mind is "look away she's gonna get raped!"


  25. #20
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua Fountain View Post
    Yeah...

    I wish I had eyebleach for the first time I came across Hentai. Back when I was in High School and the internet was just becoming the "in" thing I was asking people for cool, interesting, or unusual stuff. Some guy said to me something along the lines of "if you want to see some really WEIRD japanese stuff look up hentai sites"... I used Alta Vista search and clicked on the first hit and saw some anime styled pictures, clicked on the little movie download... and... I seriously wish I hadn't. It was one of those WTFisgoingonI'mhorrifiedbutcan'tlookaway moments in life. It's the major reason I really can't get into liking anime aside from a few exceptions... Every time I see the typical female manga drawn face the first thought that comes to my mind is "look away she's gonna get raped!"

    Honestly I find the stuff (hentai) fascinating. I mean, the implications as to the power of animation are quite interesting. Its not real, just an imaginary scene, often crudely drawn, yet it is somehow enough to get people addicted and to cause others to condemn it and group its manufacture/trade with such things as real life child pornography and bestiality, finding this sufficient to force out 1st ammendment rights in many cases where this artform is concerned.

    hmm, I bet I could teach a class on this stuff; "Your homework assignment is to go home and bittorrent 'AMV Hell 0.' Extra credit to anyone who can recite the dialogue of the corn scene from memory."

  26. #21
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Posts
    223
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts
    Fascinating as it is... why fill your mind with it? But whatev...

  27. #22
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshua Fountain View Post
    Fascinating as it is... why fill your mind with it? But whatev...
    My mind has been numbed with goatse and 2 girls 1 cup, I fail to see the problem.

  28. #23
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by t11 View Post
    I hope they come out with orifice orange soon.
    I'm sure they'll have an assortment:

    loli lemon lime
    bishi berry
    chikan cherry
    futanari fusion

    and of course, you can pay extra for bukkake boba

  29. #24
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Denmark
    Posts
    16
    Thanks
    5
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts
    O_o...Well at least there wont be so much competition for them to take down in the hentai soda industry.....Purple...Soda.....Eek...

  30. #25
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Austria
    Posts
    10,430
    Thanks
    2,870
    Thanked 2,063 Times in 830 Posts
    in related news, we yesterday discovered a new energy drink at our local bar named "Burn". oh,the irony.
    Sketchbook

    Sketchbooks of inspiration:
    Marc Taro|Maxetormer|ZhuZhu|Jeri|Dobu]


    Always think about:
    lighting! design! perspective! proportion!
    And (self)motivation is still everything.

  31. #26
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Posts
    1,339
    Thanks
    222
    Thanked 427 Times in 154 Posts
    Yiffy Juice
    ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER
    "Amateurs look for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. " -Chuck Close


    DRUNKEN WASTREL SKETCH GROUP:
    [ Costau D ][ Cuervo ][ Braintree ][ Fumble ][ Ookchk ][ RoboMonkey ]

  32. #27
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by CosmoChimp View Post
    Yiffy Juice
    wha-? crossing genres!? hmm, yet another untapped market...

    As for the hetai sodas, I bet they'd have better sales if they used the ramune style packaging (with the marble stopper in the glass bottle) seeing as weird little gimmicks like that seem to attract weabu otaku... but with bigger bottles because most American otaku wouldn't like the small serving size presented by ramune bottles...

  33. #28
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Portland, OR
    Posts
    143
    Thanks
    28
    Thanked 29 Times in 29 Posts
    I am breathless with anticipation


    My daily art blog

    My Sketchbook

    Please take a gander. =D

  34. #29
    Join Date
    Jun 2008
    Location
    Melbourne
    Posts
    47
    Thanks
    100
    Thanked 19 Times in 7 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Peter Coene View Post
    I'm sure they'll have an assortment:

    loli lemon lime
    bishi berry
    chikan cherry
    futanari fusion

    and of course, you can pay extra for bukkake boba
    You left out Bukake Berry, though maybe that was for the best, I don't think it would market well.

  35. #30
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    The Big Easy
    Posts
    1,865
    Thanks
    625
    Thanked 700 Times in 367 Posts
    Quote Originally Posted by Lex.W View Post
    You left out Bukake Berry, though maybe that was for the best, I don't think it would market well.
    read the posting man! I did it that way to get bukkake boba instead! Berry got paired up with bishi, whish sounds more rhythmic to me anyways.

Similar Threads

  1. Tentacle Fight
    By kakatekoyi in forum Art Critique Center
    Replies: 6
    Last Post: November 12th, 2008, 09:30 PM
  2. Art: Tentacle Fight
    By kakatekoyi in forum Finished Art
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: November 12th, 2008, 08:33 AM
  3. Tentacle Fight
    By kakatekoyi in forum Art Critique Center
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: November 11th, 2008, 10:19 AM
  4. Little grape Wip
    By Benny-DA-Boy in forum Art Critique Center
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: December 10th, 2005, 03:33 AM
  5. SketchBook: Grape Sketchbook
    By IbaltaxGrape in forum Sketchbooks
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: December 19th, 2004, 12:50 AM

Members who have read this thread: 0

There are no members to list at the moment.

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Designed by The Coldest Water, we build the coldest best water bottles, ice packs and best pillows.