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    So look, two pastors were....

    I need a date for the Marine Corps ball coming up in a month or so. November 14 I believe it is. I'm stationed down in 29 Palms, CA and don't know anyone here whatsoever. I bought tickets thinking a friend from LA would make it, but no go. So now I have an extra ticket. Would anyone, preferably of the female persuasion, be interested in going? Everything will be taken care of as far as transportation and all that.

    Here's the msot recent picture I have of me.... http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/phot...46144_2497.jpg
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    Looks like you already have a date there buddy.
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    lol is this craigslist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by TASmith View Post
    lol is this craigslist?
    A year ago I would have said no. But these days...

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    So look, two pastors were....

    edit: And in case this actually works! I wouldnt mind dating someone either!
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    which fine gentleman are you in that image Stark?

    (Dug, Crono called he wants his cat back from your avatar)

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    Can I have a girlfriend, too?
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    Why stop there? I personally want a harem (it's just the upkeep is expensive, so....need more money first).

    Good luck, Stark....
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    Stark's the one being groped...
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    this situation is pretty much the definition of what escort services are for. Go throw down a few hundred bucks and have the hottest sluttiest girl at the ball.
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    Quote Originally Posted by aesir View Post
    this situation is pretty much the definition of what escort services are for. Go throw down a few hundred bucks and have the hottest sluttiest girl at the ball.
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    I'm actually the one doing the groping Ilaekae.... I'm the fairly sun-burned man in the striped polo.

    No, I'm not paying a few hundred bucks for some hooker. If I wanted that, I'd just go to Vegas. The reason I posted it in here was because I'm more comfortable with the site, I'm new to the entire state and I figured an artist from CA.org would be the next best thing to actually having a girlfriend (no, I'm not a loser....just in the USMC). So yeah, now you know my deal and I have only a few days to get back to my Staff Sergeant so he can get my Dress Blues taken care of (Asian people in America with dry cleaning and uniforms... O_O )
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    I knew which one you were, you walking wrecking ball. So where's the little twerp's left hand? I'm thinking this is some mutual military "salute?"
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